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In honor of Super Tuesday and that whole 2008 election thing, we salute the 10 greatest movie presidents
By John Moe
Special to MSN Movies
Hollywood has always offered us some cinematic heads of state who are a little different from the candidates appearing on your local news. Here are 10 of our favorites, along with ratings on their effectiveness and what their chances would be in the 2008 race (10 being a shoo-in; 1 being no shot):
10. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (Terry Crews) - "Idiocracy" (2006) Perhaps no president, real or cinematic, brings as diverse a resume to the office as President Camacho from the cult classic "Idiocracy." In a nightmare future where only the stupid have propagated, the nation is led by this former pro wrestler and porn star played with clueless exuberance by Terry Crews. Sure, President Camacho isn't very smart and, yes, most plant life is dead because people have been using energy drinks instead of water for irrigation. But Camacho does drive a chopper and is awfully muscular, so he gets to hold the highest office in the land.
Effectiveness as President: 1. Civilization is crumbling all around Camacho but we give him a point since none of his thick-headed contemporaries appear any better suited to the job.
2008 Electability: 1. Camacho wouldn't fare well debating the intricacies of health care policy, but among a certain segment of the electorate he would likely be very popular indeed.
9. President Tom Beck (Morgan Freeman) - "Deep Impact" (1998) Freeman has always had an air of easygoing wisdom in the roles he plays, but it gets put to the test here. After all, managing an apparently doomed Earth is way trickier than putting up with persnickety Miss Daisy. After covering up the existence of a killer comet, President Beck announces that, yes, it's there, but everything will be OK because he's sending astronauts to blow it up. The plan fails and it then falls to the president to oversee the selection of survivors to hide in underground caves. Although most of the Eastern seaboard gets wiped out, the world is mostly saved thanks to Robert Duvall's astronomical self-sacrifice. At film's end, President Beck is still in charge of what remains of the United States.
Effectiveness as President: 7. Sure, the cover-up was a bit sneaky but, honestly, how well would YOU manage a situation like that?
2008 Electability: 6. Trustworthy, sure, but probably doesn't smile enough to get elected today.
8. President Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Shearer) - "The Simpsons Movie" (2007) In the parallel universe of "The Simpsons," all things are possible, including a change in the constitution allowing the Austrian-born action hero and California governor to ascend to the Oval Office. Once ensconced at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., President Schwarzenegger is not so big on deliberation. Faced with reports of dangerous pollution levels in Springfield, he is told there are five unthinkable options, each of which will cause untold misery. Schwarzenegger instantly picks No. 3, never bothering to learn what's actually involved in that or any other option.
Effectiveness as President: 5. Like many cinematic presidents, Schwarzenegger may lack intellectual depth, but he does offer a bold decisiveness unencumbered by actual data.
2008 Electability: 5. As handsome as he is, Americans may be unprepared to vote for a cartoon.
7. President Joseph Staton (Dennis Quaid) - "American Dreamz" (2006) Like that of President Schwarzenegger, President Staton's life had been pretty easy during his first term. He assiduously avoided reading newspapers lest any new information pollute his simple and manageable worldview. But after his re-election, Staton gives news a chance, soon starts doubting all his beliefs, and suffers a nervous breakdown. To rehabilitate the president's image, his chief of staff lands him a gig judging an "American Idol"-like TV contest. Though "American Dreamz" tanked at the box office, Quaid's clueless and not-so-subtle Dubya-esque performance is hilarious.
Effectiveness as President: 5. Not the brightest guy ever to hold the office, but Staton earns points for his eventual intellectual awakening.
2008 Electability: 4. He's charismatic and good-looking but that newfound complexity would prove deadly in 30-second campaign commercials.
6. President Andrew Shepherd (Michael Douglas) - "The American President" (1995) President Shepherd, a widower with a precocious daughter, is immensely popular, carrying a 63 percent approval rating that may be too high for modern political observers to imagine. But it takes the love of a good woman, lobbyist Sydney Wade (Annette Bening), to transform Shepherd from a deal-maker into a truly principled leader. President Shepherd forgoes a politically expedient compromise in favor of keeping his word to the woman he loves. Shepherd's redemption is aided by the fact that his opponent in an upcoming re-election battle is Senator Bob Rumson, played in caricature by Richard Dreyfuss as a sort of combination of Jesse Helms and a badger.
Effectiveness as President: 8. Sure, some obstacles are thrown Shepherd's way, but when you're in a romantic comedy there's nothing that can't be solved by realizing you're wrong and following your heart.
2008 Electability: 7. As long as Shepherd has Aaron Sorkin writing for him, he should do quite well, especially if the other side nominates Rumson.
5. President James Dale (Jack Nicholson) - "Mars Attacks!" (1996) It is said that only in a crisis can one judge a leader. Well, it's hard to imagine a greater crisis than flying saucers full of Martians invading Earth. President Dale does the best he can but ultimately comes up somewhat short. Dale is persuaded by softhearted advisors to attempt friendly diplomatic relations with the bug-eyed, huge-brained aliens. When this plan fails and the aliens begin gleefully vaporizing every human and national landmark they can find, the president switches to Plan B: Blow them up with nuclear weapons. This plan proves as doomed as the president himself, although strategic playing of a Slim Whitman tune finally does the Martians in.
Effectiveness as President: 3. Dale doesn't really deliver in times of crisis, though you have to give him some credit for flexibility.
2008 Electability: 5. Dale's a disaster of a politician but five points are awarded simply because it's Jack Nicholson and who wouldn't want to vote for Jack?
4. "President" Dave Kovic (Kevin Kline) - "Dave" (1993) Kevin Kline pulls double duty in 1993's "Dave." Kline plays both President Bill Mitchell, knocked out of commission during an extramarital tryst, and Dave Kovic, an occasional presidential impersonator secretly brought in to act the part on a long-term basis. While Mitchell had been foundering in office, Dave turns out to be a natural, soon reaching beyond the restraints placed on him by the real president's scheming advisors. He's able to balance the budget and find additional funds to fight homelessness after just one marathon session with an accountant friend. And he's able to do it all with manic comic pacing while wooing and confusing Sigourney Weaver.
Effectiveness as President: 8. Would have easily scored a 10 had it not been for the whole "living a lie and deceiving the American people" thing.
2008 Electability: 6. Dave is smart, charming and humble. Great skills for a president. But how are you ever going to get through the primaries with an approach like that?
3. President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) - "Air Force One" (1997) Possibly the butt-kickingest human being to ever hold the office, President Marshall manages to thwart a gang of murderous terrorists while returning from a trip to the former Soviet Union aboard the presidential aircraft. Sure, we never learn much about President Marshall's health plan, stance on environmental issues, or energy policies, but when it comes to punching out baddies, you always know where he stands. Being called upon to engage in hand-to-hand combat is highly unlikely for a president, but then again Gary Oldman's Russian accent is pretty unlikely, too, and it still needs to be dealt with.
Effectiveness as President: 7. If Marshall deals with Congress the same way he deals with terrorists, C-SPAN's ratings would be through the roof.
2008 Electability: 4. Macho, sure, but awfully dour. Are you going to a vote for a guy who hasn't smiled since "Star Wars"?
2. President Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman) - "Independence Day" (1996) As awesome as President Marshall is in "Air Force One," what with defeating terrorists with his fists and all, President Whitmore might actually do him one better. Whitmore actually flies planes -- fighter jets! -- and helps defeat space aliens. Prior to leading that aerial assault, Whitmore faces challenges not often faced by presidents: He must order the evacuation of major American cities to escape the evil aliens and coordinate (ultimately unsuccessful) nuclear strikes on spaceships. Abe Lincoln, great as he was, never had to deal with that. In the end, Earth wins and Whitmore stays in office, presumably with impressive approval ratings.
Effectiveness as President: 10. Dude saved the world. Can't get much better than that.
2008 Electability: 9. Accomplished, attractive, articulate. Only knock would be lingering confusion over the difference between Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.
1. President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) - "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964) The name alone indicates that with Merkin Muffley in office one should expect neither macho swagger nor magnetic charisma. This president, played as many "Dr. Strangelove" characters were by Peter Sellers, was reportedly patterned after the king of the mild-mannered politicians: 1950s presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson. Sellers' performance of an exasperated middle manager in way over his head and dealing with forces way beyond his control is an understated comic masterpiece.
Effectiveness as President: 0. When a global nuclear war happens on your watch, you pretty much automatically get a zero.
2008 Electability: 2. Adlai Stevenson wasn't telegenic or dynamic enough to beat Eisenhower, so one doubts that Muffley could stand up to modern scrutiny.