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2008-12-02T08:47:00.000-08:00

Our annual holiday debate is ON!!!! The greatest holiday tv show/movie. Got a favorite, tell us right here on the blog. J.R. and I also caught up with WPXI meteoroligist Scott Harbaugh. The guy is a holiday tv junkie. Every year, he puts together a list of all the shows...over 2,300 ENTRIES! Look at them HERE

The other topic often hit on the show is the underappreciated, 'Nestor, The Long Ear Christmas Donkey'. This live action holiday special captures all the great elements of a classic story. Mom dies (Disney does it in every movie). Lead character is ridiculed and becomes an outcast (hello, Rudolph). Main character finds 'special purpose' (NOT like Navin Johnson in 'The Jerk), and goes on to save the day.

Here's just an excerpt of my beloved Nestor...

Watch the whole thing on ABC Family Channel on December 13 at 11:30 a.m./et

Kate

BLACK FRIDAY STORE TIMES

2008-11-26T03:30:00.000-08:00

Happy Shopping!

11/27Grove City Outlets. 11/27 @ midnight
Tanger Outlets 11/27 @ Midnight

11/28
Century III Mall 5:00 a.m.
Westmoreland Mall 6:00 a.m.
Monroeville mall 6 a.m.
Mall At Robinson 7 a.m. Friday
Beaver Valley Mall 6:00 a.m.

Ace Hardware - 7:00 AM
Babies R Us - 5:00 AM
Banana Republic - 12:01 AM
Bass Pro Shops - 6:00 AM 11:00 AM
Bath and Body Works 12:01 AM
Best Buy - 5:00 AM
Burlington Coat Factory - 6:00 AM
Circuit City - 5:00 AM
Costco - 9:00 AM
CVS Pharmacy - 6:00 AM
Dick's Sporting - 5:00 AM
GameStop - 7:00 AM
Gander Mountain 6:00 AM
Half Price Books - 7:00 AM
Harbor Freight - 7:00 AM
Home Depot - 6:00 AM
Ikea - 6:00 AM
JCPenney 4:00 AM
Jos. A. Bank - 2008 6:00 AM
Kmart - 6:00 AM
Kohl's - 4:00 AM
Lowe's - 6:00 AM
OfficeMax - 7:00 AM
Old Navy - 5:00 AM 11:00 PM
RadioShack - 6:00 AM
Rite Aid - 12:00 AM
Sam's Club - 5:00 AM
Sears 5:00 AM
Staples - 6:00
Target - 6:00 AM
Tommy Hilfiger - 12:00 AM
Toys R Us - 5:00 AM
Tractor Supply -6:00 AM
Walgreens - 7:00 AM
Walmart - 5:00 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!

2008-11-18T18:01:00.000-08:00

Because in 24 hours everyone will be busy with family, shopping, cooking and traveling --- let me take a minute now to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

It's easy to get overwhelmed by family, to-do list, money spent, and more during the holiday season, so let's have little group therapy here, okay.

-You are the only one who really cares if the potatoes are cold by the time they hit the table; the people you're serving are family. If they do care...make sure to cross them from next year's invite list.

-When family members begin to jockey for the 'alpha' position at the Thanksgiving dinner table, giving their sadly misinformed opinions on everything from national politics to American Idol, let them go. You're the keeper of the bird. You win.

-Supreme leftover recipe. The T.O.T. Turkey On Toast. Do it with mustard, leftover gravy or whatever floats your boat---just make sure you have turkey white meat on crusty, crusty toast.

-When Black Friday rolls around and you're contemplating how long you could go without a car payment to buy your kid that animatronic, interactive dinosaur for Christmas, remember this is the same kid that is amused by the paper bag you got at Giant Eagle the other day.

-Visit Santa at the Mall At Robinson. He rocks. Period. Every mom I've ever talked to about this subject says that when you 'visit' Santa at the Mall At Robinson it's a FANTASTIC visit.

-Watch some holiday tv specials. Sing along. Because every child needs to know the words to Heat Miser and Snow Miser...and you're the parent to teach them.

Got any other suggestions or comments on Thanskgiving weekend. Send them along.
Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving!

Thought Starters For The Week...

2008-11-17T06:28:00.000-08:00

Did you watch the black n gold on Sunday? Can you explain the last 10 seconds of the game in less than 10 seconds?

I've been off the '24' tv wagon for a few seasons but this week's "prequel" premiere has jump started me for a new season. It starts Sunday 11/23 at 8 p.m.

Light Up Night is Friday ---- What do you do? Visit downtown for the night or wait for your own community light up night?

Where are you on holiday decorations before the holidays? My husband and I had a discussion about stores selling holiday decorations waaaaaaayyyy ahead of the actual holidays. He can't stand it and feels that it ruins the holiday. I said that just because it's out there it doesn't mean that you have to BUY it! I actually could look at wreaths, trees, and Christmas lights all year round. It doesn't mean I'm going to decorate my house with the stuff until that day after Thanksgiving.

For most of us, Thanksgiving means lots of family time...and for some of us...that leads to happy hour. For those of us who would prefer to drink our dessert on Thanksgiving (and you are a responsible non driving adult)...

Pumpkin Pie Cocktail
• 1 oz Malibu rum
• 1 oz Kahlua
• 6 oz milk
• 1/3 tsp cinnamon
• 1/2 to 1 tsp pumpkin pie filling (depending on desired taste)
Blend all ingredients together in a blender with a few cubes of ice. Serve in a glass rimmed with very finely crushed graham cracker crumbs. Sprinkle more cinnamon on top for garnish.
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The Ginger Snap
• .75 oz. Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
• .5 oz. ginger brandy
• 4 oz. eggnog
• 1 ginger snap (optional)
• Add Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum, ginger brandy, and eggnog in blender. Blend to desired consistency and pour into glass. Garnish with ginger snap for dunking if desired.

Just trying to keep the holidays running smoothly for you ...

Updates

2008-11-12T08:17:00.000-08:00

Since last blog, we elected a new president, Jennifer Aniston said Angelina is "very uncool" and we took our son to the movies for the first time.

I'm done with presidential politics ---just don't think that a show that tackles Jessica Simpon's baby bump should get involved with the political process --- next topic.

Jennifer --- the next time a reporter asks, just say "old news ---let's move on to the next question"

Two year old at the movies --- Happy to report that our son loved Madagascar 2...sat like an angel until the last 15 minutes. At that point, he hopped from my lap, turned to my husband and said "All Done". Not wanting to ruin our first movie theater experience, we followed his lead, got up and left.

This morning we read an email from a listener who was seeking advice from YOU! This is a copy of his email. Though he did not protect names in the email ---I'm not giving real names. He will know who he is ... and you know who you are....so just take a second to read his email and post your 'advice' for Johnathan here.

Hi,my name is "Johnathan" and I have a question that I would like your listeners to help me with....I have spent the last 8 years seeing and loving a woman we'll call "Jess". We were both married-I am now single-she just went back to her husband after he threw out after finding out about us for the third time...she said she had to move back home due to financial issues...she was living with a friend but could not get along with her....part of her being allowed back home is the fact that she is not allowed to comunicate with me after 8 years. It has been 14 weeks now and I just don't know what to do....should I give her time to get her financial house in order. She said she needs time to decide what to do....I would marry her in a second and she knows that. She told me when all of this happened that she loved me but was sorry that she needed time to get her life in order....I am a patient person but I would like to know how patient I should be. Thanks in advance

Help Johnathan by putting up a post!

Please Let There Be A Clear Winner...

2008-11-04T07:14:00.000-08:00

The polls have been open for a few hours now and I have to say that the one thought in my mind is "please let there be a clear winner". Nothing dangling, dimpled or to be decided in a courtroom. Just a winner ---thanks very much.

Stand in line today. Please. Yes some polling places have long lines BUT if you are a regular voter, isn't a line less frustrating that the EMPTY polling place you are used to visiting?

Will you watch tv coverage tonight? After the many media errors in '04 and networks "calling it" for states seconds after polls physically closed, I think I may have to stay away..then again, the flubs do have a train wreck factor to them that I can't resist.

Some other thoughts...

'SQUISHING' of holidays. I admit, I have become one of the sheep. We are happily munching on Halloween candy, decorating for Thanksgiving and listening to Christmas music....hmmmmm. I'm going to make a real effort to do one holiday at a time.

This weekend we're taking our son to the movies for the first time. He's not quite 2 1/2. Too young? Perhaps. No expectations here---in fact I'm prepared to leave after maybe 20 minutes. Going to take him to the earliest showing on Saturday or Sunday...just a warning for you in case your children actually want to see Madagascar 2.

Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl and his wife Erin welcomed their first child, a boy, into the world on Halloween. Here's one of the official photos. Hey, how about equal time for the Pens?

Looking To Start An Organization...

2008-10-29T07:58:00.000-07:00

Okay need a good name for a group of people who STRONGLY oppose moving trick or treat night to another date other than HALLOWEEN!!!

PAMH - People Against Moving Halloween ----not very catchy

PATOTM - People Against Trick Or Treat Moving --- doesn't make sense

OTOTOH - Only Trick Or Treat On Halloween ---it's got potential, but I think it means something dirty in another language...

Okay, here's the deal...help me come up with something that 1) is easy to say & easy to remember 2) helps get out the message that Trick Or Treat time should not be moved for High School, College, or Pro Football, or any other event, sporting or otherwise, that happens to fall on Halloween. It's Halloween --- the candy doesn't taste as good any other day!

Happy Halloween! IT'S FRIDAY!!!

We Have A...Situation

2008-10-24T12:54:00.000-07:00

This morning on the show we talked about Santonio Holmes being busted with pot. We said whatever may come from the law is nothing compared to what he will suffer from Coach Tomlin. Coach Tomlin is a cool, bad %&& coach, who when trying desperately to control his emotions, uses the "coach speak" to keep it in check.

So today on the Star Morning Show, we said the word that Coach Tomlin will use to keep himself in check (a.k.a. keep him self from going OFF on Holmes) will be "SITUATION". We said that he will use it so much that the Situation Drinking Game could be in play.

Without further ado..let your weekend and the game begin, because this afternoon, this article appeared on Triblive.com with quotes from Coach Tomlin ---

Holmes inactive for Sunday's game
By John Harris
TRIBUNE-REVIEW
Friday, October 24, 2008

Steelers starting receiver Santonio Holmes has been ruled inactive and will be replaced by Nate Washington for Sunday's game against the New York Giants at Heinz Field.

Steelers coach Mike Tomlin said that Holmes -- who will be charged with possession of marijuana after Pittsburgh police said that three blunts were found inside his vehicle Thursday afternoon in Uptown -- won't dress for the game and is scheduled to meet with Tomlin on Monday.

"His situation has created somewhat of a distraction," said Tomlin, who met with Holmes prior to Friday's practice. Holmes did not attend practice.

Holmes was stopped about 4 p.m. near the intersection of Centre Avenue and Mario Lemieux Place by officers searching for a vehicle with a similar description.

Tomlin said the team is still gathering information about Holmes' situation. He said the team didn't suspend Holmes.

Dallas Baker and rookie Limas Sweed will be the No. 3 and No. 4 receivers, Tomlin said.

In other news, running back Willie Parker (knee), tackle Marvel Smith (back) and defensive end Aaron Smith all missed practice yesterday.

Marvel Smith is out for the Giants game and Parker is doubtful. Tomlin said that Aaron Smith, who has missed practice all week because of personal reasons, is questionable for the game.

Halloween Countdown!!!

2008-10-20T08:31:00.000-07:00

Over the weekend, we took our son to 'practice' his trick or treat skills at Idlewild Park. Never had kids...so never been there for Hallowboo. Wow!!! So busy but ya know what ...a really GREAT event! Make sure you save the entire day because much of the park is open. There's trick or treating in StoryBook forest, tons of places to take photos, lots of rides are open, there are pony rides, hay rides, lots of hot cider and great fall foods. The entire park is also decorated for Halloween, but not in a 'freak out the little ones so they sleep in your bed 'till Thanksgiving' way.

Check out Hallowboo here!

Blogger's Block...

2008-10-15T06:19:00.000-07:00

This is the fourth time I've started this blog --- seriously. Like I've got something so earth shattering to hit you with that I must choose my 'blog words' carefully or risk what...my ability to type?!?!? Oh, here's radio program co-host J.R. looking over my shoulder, mocking me. That's enough to get me going.

If you're new to our radio show and/or this blog, I really want to thank you for checking us out and hope you continue to listen to our show and by all means, email anytime. Respond here or send us an email at jrandkate@1007.com. I love to hear good and bad comments about the show and always welcome suggestions for guests and your ideas for things that you would like to hear.

So this will be the place where I talk about things that happen behind the scenes of the show, things that we don't talk about on the air (for good reason), and things are just...life.

Life for me is a husband of almost 10 years and two year old son. Let hi jinks ensue.

So allow me to empty my brain right here...

1) We're making the transition to "big boy bed". When I say we, sadly I do mean all THREE of us. It's not going well. The most our son has slept alone in his bed is six hours. This means that in the past two weeks, my husband and I have spent six hours in the same bed --- asleep. The situation is forcing creativity.

2) Dear Senators McCain and Obama. (A letter I'd love to send to both today, the day of the last presidential debate). Announce tonight that you're sending both of your respective campaign staffs on permanent vacation. No more spin, rhetoric, finger pointing, mud throwing, etc. Release a comprehensive report that includes 1) your voting records in Congress, 2) your 'wish list' for your potential cabinets, and 3)your proposal for our future in Iraq and on Wall Street. Put it on your website. Buy a billion :10 second commercials sending me to your website to read this report. No more lipstick wearin' pigs. No more Dave Letterman dodging and subsequent "make goods". No more angry reverends. No more gossip page rumors to distract us from serious taxpayer issues. See you November 4th. End of story.

3) Halloween: Not just for Ho's. Is it me or have womens' costumes gone NUTS?!?!?! It's always fun getting girly for Halloween and wearing some cool wigs, eyelashes, and exaggerated cleavage. With that said, unless I have a brass pole installed at the end of my street, it's unlikely that I'll be leaving the house as Little Red Riding Hood, Dorothy, Little Bo Peep, a bar maid, a vampire, a woodland pixie, a superhero, a cop, a fire"person", a referee, a mermaid, a good witch or a bad witch this Halloween. I'm not a prude, but I don't remember ANY of those characters wearing 5 inch clear lucite stilletto boots --- and a thong. You know what...I found a good hat for Halloween and that's all a girl really needs.

Please email the show at jrandkate@1007.com and please listen to 'The Star Morning Show with J.R. & Kate' online at www.starpittsburgh.com!

To Be Continued...

2008-06-09T07:13:00.000-07:00

Kate's blog has been suspended until the debut of the new Star 100.7 website.

Thanks!

Happy Mother's Day

2008-05-09T08:39:00.000-07:00

This is a classic piece from columnist Erma Bombeck. She called it, "When God Created Mothers"

When the good Lord was creating mothers He was into His sixth day of
"overtime" when the angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling
around this one."

And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? She has to be
completely washable, but not plastic; Have 180 moveable parts... all
replaceable; Run on black coffee and leftovers; Have a lap that disappears
when she stands up; A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a
disappointed love affair; And six pairs of hands."

The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands... no way."

"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord. "It's the
three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have."

"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.

The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks,
"What are you kids doing in there?" when she already knows. Another here in
the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know,
and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs
up and say, "I understand and I Love You" without so much as uttering a
word."

"Lord", said the angel, toughing His sleeve gently, "Come to bed.
Tomorrow..."

"I can't," said the Lord, "I'm so close to creating something so close to
myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick... can feed a
family of six on one pound of hamburger... and can get a nine-year-old to
stand under a shower."

The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she
sighed.

"But tough!" said the Lord excitedly. "You cannot imagine what this mother
can do or endure."

"Can it think?"

"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator.

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. "There's a
leak," she pronounced. "I told You. You were trying to put too much into
this model."

"It's not a leak," said the Lord, "it's a tear."

"What's it for?"

"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride."

"You are a genius," said the angel.

The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there."

(Happy Mother's Day)

TGIF!

2008-04-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

There are the weeks that drain the life out of you for good reason and then there are weeks like this one...nothing particularly stressful, everyone healthy and we've actually had a few nice days in a row. Despite the pleasant week, on my way home today I'd still like to stop for a quickie brain transplant.

Perhaps if I ditch a few items currently being held inside my 'Charlie Brown Pumpkin Head', I'll feel better...

Who Will Get Your Vote?... I never understood people who could say, "I have no idea who I'm voting for in this election". I am now that person. I am actually 'stuck' between the two parties ---I've flip flopped several times and because the candidates are camped out here in Pa. until April 22nd, I'm sure I still have time to gather even more information I don't need to flip flop a few more times. Where are you? Who are you voting for in the primary? General?

Six Degrees of Yunzer...Or...All Roads Lead Back To The Burgh Here are some of the things that we ran across this week on the air that truly brought all roads back to the Burgh...

Smart People A major movie release starring Dennis Quaid that takes place in Pittsburgh.

I'd rather meet these two men than George Clooney and Brad Pitt...but I missed my shot. Johnny Depp is still ON my list and will not be replaced by Chewbacca (let's not get crazy).

CSI: Pittsburgh On The Star Morning Show, we again spoke with 'The Doc' from CSI, Robert David Hall. He reminded us he has family from the Burgh. We spoke with actor Carmine Giovinazzo (Danny Messner) from CSI New York. His co star is actress Melina Kanakaredes who is a graduate of...Point Park University. And lastly, here in Pittsburgh Duquesne University held a forensic science and law conference. Two of the speakers were researchers and actors from the show, CSI.

TV...Are you still watching it? I know the freshie fresh episodes of Desperate Housewives, CSI, Grey's, and others are on or on the way, but I've just got shows stacking up in the TIVO (the greatest invention since the microwave). I will say that one show I've recently been hooked into is on BBC America. My husband sucked me into the world of the new 'Dr. Who'(yes, we're geeks) and we love the show.

For the WTF file...What's with the outbreak of bad parents recently? These three stories have been in the last three weeks!

Story #1 Mommy has allegedly snorted Xanex and can't get up...
Story #2 Aren't fries technically in the vegetable food group...
Story #3 Mommy can't handle her Wild Turkey...

I'm far from Mother of the Year...I make mistakes every day, but these people who are biologically called 'parents' make me sick.

- That's So Raven...STAHL! Billboards, sound systems, and Luke ---oh my! I don't often remark on politics but is this a young mayor in the 'good ol' boy network'after all? I hope not. Like many in the under 40 club, I believed youth would bring positive change in attitude and policies --- not more of the same. Need caught up on what I'm talking about here? Check out this story ...this one too!

A final note...

Our son is STILL not talking. I mean really talking. We get a Mom and Dad here and there...and he babbles all day and he's definitely telling you something...just not sure what...and once in a great while we'll hear what we swear was a word (hopefully not a 'swear word') but he will of course not repeat it. So, here we are waiting...

When Will Spring Arrive...For Real?

2008-03-21T17:25:00.000-07:00

Hope everyone had a Happy Easter and a good weekend off with friends and/or family. I've been in detox and I'm happy to say I've been off the(Cadbury)egg for almost 24 hours now....

For the first time in a long time, I have cabin fever. I'm a pretty happy winter person. I enjoy the cold and all that it brings. This year feels different. Are you with me on this? For some reason, my family and I are climbing the walls to get outside and do ...anything. Walk, go to the park or playground, garden, bicycle, play in the sandbox...ANYTHING! This could have something to do with it; this is what I saw when we woke up Saturday morning...making it tough to do that easter egg hunt.

Until we can have two days of nice weather in a row, our son's favorite hangout is in front of the window watching the birds in the birdfeeder. At 18 months, this is like having your own zoo. Blue jays, cardinals, crows, sparrows, a couple of chipmunks and the resident fatty squirrel are his morning entertainment. John's figured out that if he yells, they will fly/run away. I know the days of our little boy being entertained by birds could be over any minute now, so I'm soaking it up while I can.

Going with the spring theme here...

I'm looking for a great website where you can check out photos of hairstyles and haircuts. Got any suggestions?

Are you in spring cleaning mode yet? We are clutter junkies. Especially magazines and books...and books and magazines...and magazines and books. If you have a tip for keeping these things contained, I'm listening.

New video for the week...putting to shame the 3 year old explaining Star Wars.

Talk to you soon!

My Favorite Video

2008-03-21T00:06:00.000-07:00

Okay, my FAVORITE video is our son getting on a tricycle by himself for the first time. This is my SECOND favorite video. A three year old explains Star Wars.

"Noby Kenobi" rules!

Ask The Star Morning Show...

2008-02-22T06:26:00.000-08:00

We regularly do an on-air feature called 'Ask The Star Morning Show'. Yes, perhaps a bit self serving, but if you are new to the show, here are few things about 'The Star Morning Show with J.R. & Kate.'

Okay, there's J.R., Kate and who's this Jason guy in the room? Jason is our morning show producer and was formerly the overnight DJ on Star 100.7, working from 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. He is now a daywalker. Learn more about him here.

What's the deal, did you guys come with the furniture over there or what? J.R. and I have been with 100.7 (in one form or another) for 10 and 11 years respectively. Extremely rare, and extremely lucky to stay in one place for so long. We've been midday dj's, afternoon d.j's, music directors, program directors, and have done mornings both separate and together all on 100.7. We also do an unbelievable amount of sucking up.

What's the deal with the 'Star Morning Show Touch of Death', 'The Wheel Of Pain' and the other weird things you guys say... Just like you develop your own code words and language with co workers and friends, we've got the same thing with you, our listeners. For example, if a guest blows us off with no notice, they get 'The Star Morning Show Touch Of Death' (a reference to Bart in an episode of the Simpsons). For any and all other references to language on the Star Morning Show, click here.

Who are all the other people on the show? What would Oprah be without Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, & Dr. Robin? Hmmmm, for that matter, what WOULD Oprah do without doctors? Anyway, we have guests that appear on a regular or semi regular basis. They will soon have a permanant home on our page, but for now, they are blogged.

Chuck The Movie Guy- Tuesdays at 6:50 a.m. and Fridays at 6:50 a.m. The guy IS the Burgh's best kept secret. He talks to the biggest stars in the WORLD. Why channel 2,4,&11 isn't beating down his door...I don't know. Our gain, their loss. Take a look at his huge line up of interviews here

Jocelyn Vena- She's the senior online reporter for OK Magazine. She brings us the GOOOOOOOD dirt every Friday. Check out more here

Gretchen Fieser - our friend from the Western Pa. Humane Society joins us on Tuesdays and brings with her animals that need a your love and your home! Take a look at Gretchen's friends!

Here's the rest of the crew that join us from time to time... Mark Steines, Jordan Goodman, Dr. Michael Kluska, and Laurie Lowenberg.

Want to know more? Email me at staram@1007.com

We are ROCKIN'...in our own way

2008-02-18T06:36:00.000-08:00

This past weekend my son started his second season of Kindermusik. If you don't have kids or have not investigated these "classes" for your kids, I want to tell you all about them because we both LOVE them. Let me start with a disclaimer; seriously, I am not being paid nor I am looking to be paid to talk about this---we just had a great time this weekend!

Kindermusik are classes that meet weekly and are made up of age similar children. They learn very basic things about rhythm and have a lot of fun with different percussion instruments. We sing songs, dance a lot, and moms ---it's a nice little workout to start the day! Our instructor is Kit Walter and she does a GREAT job! If you're looking for a little fun time out of the house with the little ones ---this is it!

Ladies if you're looking for a mid winter break from brittle hair, dry skin, and blah makeup, make sure you register to win for our 'Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day' Getaway. You can win a full makeover including hair, makeup, manicure and pedicure!
Get the details and your chance to win right here

What Are You Doing Today?

2008-02-18T06:18:00.000-08:00

On the show, we took a President's Day quiz that made me realize something; I knew more about which stores and government offices were open/closed for the holiday than about the holiday itself. How much do you know about Washington, Lincoln...and the other guys? Here are a couple of sites for you and the kids----don't get caught like I did!

Wikipedia info

Stuff for the kids

Here's the White House's site for kids

Cold Enough For Ya?!?!?!

2008-02-11T07:55:00.000-08:00

Sorry just had to get that out of the way...

Thanks again to the 700+ couples who came out to renew their wedding vows at Carnegie Music Hall at The Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Oakland. Our mayor, Luke Ravenstahl, performed the renewl ceremony, and Pittsburgh is on its way to the Guiness Book of World Records; we're gonna break the record for couples renewing vows at one time.

This one is also for the record. Though we may often argue like a married couple and it seems as though we are always appearing together, here is the final proof that J.R. & I actually are married to OTHER people.

Here's our new "wedding photo" last night ---Pete and I will be married 9 years this June. Find more photos on the radio station website at www.1007.com.

With Valentine's Day in the work week this year...will you do anything? Go out to dinner? See a movie? My husband and I decided that the best way for us to celebrate V-Day would be to hang out with the coolest person we know---our son. I know, I know, cheesy right? Well, we're still in the 'cheesy' phase of new parenthood. Oh, and we'll probably open a bottle of wine AFTER he goes to bed!

Have you seen this video? Did this MSNBC reporter deserve suspension? Should he have been fired?

Have you heard/seen more outrageous things fly since election coverage heated up?

Baby's Best Friend

2008-02-06T07:51:00.000-08:00

I'm sure any pet parent who becomes a people parent has experienced this, but we're going through this right now with our son and our lab mix Sable. They are bonding -- big time. We spent months watching our son observe the dog and vice versa. Then all of a sudden, he's brushing her fur, riding her like a horse, and watching Sesame Street with her. They are now buddies---in their own way. Sable is a great dog and very good with John, but she, just like us, has NO IDEA what he's saying. You get an idea from which you can get an idea of what he's saying, but until you get a little English, it's anyone's guess. So here's our son commanding our dog to fetch, in his own language, which Sable does not understand because she knows the command as "get it" not "daaaaaaahhhh".

While on the subject, when will our guy talk? He turns 18 months next week and we have 'Da Da' , 'Yeah', and he repeats any word you say to him and answers any question you have for him...it's just in his own language. he babbles all day, we're just looking for an interpreter.

Any tips on how to get our son on the fast track to talking a little ...faster?

In Honor Of Super Tuesday...

2008-02-05T07:58:00.000-08:00

Here's an article running on MSN.com today. After today, half of the country will have had the opportunity to choose a presidential candidate. Blow your mind? Don't have a clue? Don't care? Here'

In honor of Super Tuesday and that whole 2008 election thing, we salute the 10 greatest movie presidents

By John Moe
Special to MSN Movies

Hollywood has always offered us some cinematic heads of state who are a little different from the candidates appearing on your local news. Here are 10 of our favorites, along with ratings on their effectiveness and what their chances would be in the 2008 race (10 being a shoo-in; 1 being no shot):

10. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (Terry Crews) - "Idiocracy" (2006)
Perhaps no president, real or cinematic, brings as diverse a resume to the office as President Camacho from the cult classic "Idiocracy." In a nightmare future where only the stupid have propagated, the nation is led by this former pro wrestler and porn star played with clueless exuberance by Terry Crews. Sure, President Camacho isn't very smart and, yes, most plant life is dead because people have been using energy drinks instead of water for irrigation. But Camacho does drive a chopper and is awfully muscular, so he gets to hold the highest office in the land.

Effectiveness as President: 1. Civilization is crumbling all around Camacho but we give him a point since none of his thick-headed contemporaries appear any better suited to the job.

2008 Electability: 1. Camacho wouldn't fare well debating the intricacies of health care policy, but among a certain segment of the electorate he would likely be very popular indeed.

9. President Tom Beck (Morgan Freeman) - "Deep Impact" (1998)
Freeman has always had an air of easygoing wisdom in the roles he plays, but it gets put to the test here. After all, managing an apparently doomed Earth is way trickier than putting up with persnickety Miss Daisy. After covering up the existence of a killer comet, President Beck announces that, yes, it's there, but everything will be OK because he's sending astronauts to blow it up. The plan fails and it then falls to the president to oversee the selection of survivors to hide in underground caves. Although most of the Eastern seaboard gets wiped out, the world is mostly saved thanks to Robert Duvall's astronomical self-sacrifice. At film's end, President Beck is still in charge of what remains of the United States.

Effectiveness as President: 7. Sure, the cover-up was a bit sneaky but, honestly, how well would YOU manage a situation like that?

2008 Electability: 6. Trustworthy, sure, but probably doesn't smile enough to get elected today.

8. President Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Shearer) - "The Simpsons Movie" (2007)
In the parallel universe of "The Simpsons," all things are possible, including a change in the constitution allowing the Austrian-born action hero and California governor to ascend to the Oval Office. Once ensconced at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., President Schwarzenegger is not so big on deliberation. Faced with reports of dangerous pollution levels in Springfield, he is told there are five unthinkable options, each of which will cause untold misery. Schwarzenegger instantly picks No. 3, never bothering to learn what's actually involved in that or any other option.

Effectiveness as President: 5. Like many cinematic presidents, Schwarzenegger may lack intellectual depth, but he does offer a bold decisiveness unencumbered by actual data.

2008 Electability: 5. As handsome as he is, Americans may be unprepared to vote for a cartoon.

7. President Joseph Staton (Dennis Quaid) - "American Dreamz" (2006)
Like that of President Schwarzenegger, President Staton's life had been pretty easy during his first term. He assiduously avoided reading newspapers lest any new information pollute his simple and manageable worldview. But after his re-election, Staton gives news a chance, soon starts doubting all his beliefs, and suffers a nervous breakdown. To rehabilitate the president's image, his chief of staff lands him a gig judging an "American Idol"-like TV contest. Though "American Dreamz" tanked at the box office, Quaid's clueless and not-so-subtle Dubya-esque performance is hilarious.

Effectiveness as President: 5. Not the brightest guy ever to hold the office, but Staton earns points for his eventual intellectual awakening.

2008 Electability: 4. He's charismatic and good-looking but that newfound complexity would prove deadly in 30-second campaign commercials.

6. President Andrew Shepherd (Michael Douglas) - "The American President" (1995)
President Shepherd, a widower with a precocious daughter, is immensely popular, carrying a 63 percent approval rating that may be too high for modern political observers to imagine. But it takes the love of a good woman, lobbyist Sydney Wade (Annette Bening), to transform Shepherd from a deal-maker into a truly principled leader. President Shepherd forgoes a politically expedient compromise in favor of keeping his word to the woman he loves. Shepherd's redemption is aided by the fact that his opponent in an upcoming re-election battle is Senator Bob Rumson, played in caricature by Richard Dreyfuss as a sort of combination of Jesse Helms and a badger.

Effectiveness as President: 8. Sure, some obstacles are thrown Shepherd's way, but when you're in a romantic comedy there's nothing that can't be solved by realizing you're wrong and following your heart.

2008 Electability: 7. As long as Shepherd has Aaron Sorkin writing for him, he should do quite well, especially if the other side nominates Rumson.

5. President James Dale (Jack Nicholson) - "Mars Attacks!" (1996)
It is said that only in a crisis can one judge a leader. Well, it's hard to imagine a greater crisis than flying saucers full of Martians invading Earth. President Dale does the best he can but ultimately comes up somewhat short. Dale is persuaded by softhearted advisors to attempt friendly diplomatic relations with the bug-eyed, huge-brained aliens. When this plan fails and the aliens begin gleefully vaporizing every human and national landmark they can find, the president switches to Plan B: Blow them up with nuclear weapons. This plan proves as doomed as the president himself, although strategic playing of a Slim Whitman tune finally does the Martians in.

Effectiveness as President: 3. Dale doesn't really deliver in times of crisis, though you have to give him some credit for flexibility.

2008 Electability: 5. Dale's a disaster of a politician but five points are awarded simply because it's Jack Nicholson and who wouldn't want to vote for Jack?

4. "President" Dave Kovic (Kevin Kline) - "Dave" (1993)
Kevin Kline pulls double duty in 1993's "Dave." Kline plays both President Bill Mitchell, knocked out of commission during an extramarital tryst, and Dave Kovic, an occasional presidential impersonator secretly brought in to act the part on a long-term basis. While Mitchell had been foundering in office, Dave turns out to be a natural, soon reaching beyond the restraints placed on him by the real president's scheming advisors. He's able to balance the budget and find additional funds to fight homelessness after just one marathon session with an accountant friend. And he's able to do it all with manic comic pacing while wooing and confusing Sigourney Weaver.

Effectiveness as President: 8. Would have easily scored a 10 had it not been for the whole "living a lie and deceiving the American people" thing.

2008 Electability: 6. Dave is smart, charming and humble. Great skills for a president. But how are you ever going to get through the primaries with an approach like that?

3. President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) - "Air Force One" (1997)
Possibly the butt-kickingest human being to ever hold the office, President Marshall manages to thwart a gang of murderous terrorists while returning from a trip to the former Soviet Union aboard the presidential aircraft. Sure, we never learn much about President Marshall's health plan, stance on environmental issues, or energy policies, but when it comes to punching out baddies, you always know where he stands. Being called upon to engage in hand-to-hand combat is highly unlikely for a president, but then again Gary Oldman's Russian accent is pretty unlikely, too, and it still needs to be dealt with.

Effectiveness as President: 7. If Marshall deals with Congress the same way he deals with terrorists, C-SPAN's ratings would be through the roof.

2008 Electability: 4. Macho, sure, but awfully dour. Are you going to a vote for a guy who hasn't smiled since "Star Wars"?

2. President Thomas J. Whitmore (Bill Pullman) - "Independence Day" (1996)
As awesome as President Marshall is in "Air Force One," what with defeating terrorists with his fists and all, President Whitmore might actually do him one better. Whitmore actually flies planes -- fighter jets! -- and helps defeat space aliens. Prior to leading that aerial assault, Whitmore faces challenges not often faced by presidents: He must order the evacuation of major American cities to escape the evil aliens and coordinate (ultimately unsuccessful) nuclear strikes on spaceships. Abe Lincoln, great as he was, never had to deal with that. In the end, Earth wins and Whitmore stays in office, presumably with impressive approval ratings.

Effectiveness as President: 10. Dude saved the world. Can't get much better than that.

2008 Electability: 9. Accomplished, attractive, articulate. Only knock would be lingering confusion over the difference between Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton.

1. President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) - "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964)
The name alone indicates that with Merkin Muffley in office one should expect neither macho swagger nor magnetic charisma. This president, played as many "Dr. Strangelove" characters were by Peter Sellers, was reportedly patterned after the king of the mild-mannered politicians: 1950s presidential candidate Adlai Stevenson. Sellers' performance of an exasperated middle manager in way over his head and dealing with forces way beyond his control is an understated comic masterpiece.

Effectiveness as President: 0. When a global nuclear war happens on your watch, you pretty much automatically get a zero.

2008 Electability: 2. Adlai Stevenson wasn't telegenic or dynamic enough to beat Eisenhower, so one doubts that Muffley could stand up to modern scrutiny.

It's the weekend..

2008-02-02T04:36:00.001-08:00

7 a.m. and everyone is still asleep (including the dog). I should be ...cleaning, working out, writing out bills, etc., etc., etc., but here I am at the computer with a cup of coffee.

What are you doing this weekend?

I am...

waiting for the the word from Phil. The sun is not up yet so "I have no clue" as to whether or not we will have six more weeks of winter.

going to a 'decorating party' for my future sister in law's wedding shower (it's tomorrow). Beth has been around our family for a while now, so we can't wait to officially 'bring her in'. She and my brother Len get married on March 15th. Careful while looking at the photo---their cuteness will kill you...

putting my son in a tuxedo. He is a 'jr. ring bearer' in the wedding and I need to make sure everything fits. Putting a necktie on an 18 month old. Good Times.

staying away from Britney Spears for almost 48 hours. I checked in on her this morning. Her folks are in legal control. I think I can let go until I go back to work on Monday.

Watch 'Lost' again with my husband. All I do is complain about this show, yet I can't stop watching it. It causes me so much grief. It really pisses me off. I still watch it. For viewers of this show, there are no answers, just emotional abuse.

Have a great weekend!

On The Air...

2008-01-30T07:53:00.000-08:00

'Reaper Wear'

This morning we talked about Day 2 of the Dr. Wecht trial. You can't make up this stuff. There are allegations of trading cadavers for lab time, making assistants act as chauffeurs, and making the Chief Forensic Investigator of Allegheny County go on 'weenie runs' to the local grocery store. The BEST stuff out of this trial, however, is "Reaper Wear".
Click here...ya gotta read it to believe it.

When Husbands Strike Back

So on February 10th, our radio station, along with the City Of Pittsburgh, will host an event where over 600 couples will renew their wedding vows. So I thought that since he proposed the first time, I would propose to my husband and ask him to join me at the ceremony. I'm thinking, get a sitter, a nice bottle of wine and a great downtown hotel suite with a view for the night ---make it a memorable Valentine's weekend. He has agreed to join me on one condition; that he is free to wear WHATEVER he wants. I agreed to his terms. Now, I'm being slowly tortured with terroristic fashion threats. First, he said sneakers and jeans or he was a no show...then it was...a t shirt and sports jacket. Now, he's clearly drawn a line in the sand. His axis of evil fashion choices include jeans, sneakers, and A TUXEDO T SHIRT. If I'm lucky, he'll wear black Chuck Taylor Converse to match the t shirt. So on Sunday, just look for the handsome man with long black hair wearing a t shirt and sneakers, and a woman wearing a little black dress and a semi scowl with multiple eye rolls.

How To Be A Better Wife...In 10 Easy Steps

2008-01-28T07:42:00.000-08:00

Here's a story I found on MSN.com today---it's written by Sharon O'Brien. Take a look and tell me what you think. What is absolute B.S.? What is gospel? What would YOU add?

These 10 steps will help you re-energize your marriage and renew your appreciation for the former Mr. Perfect.

1) Take care of yourself
Turns out that the best thing you can do for your husband is also good for you. Eat healthy foods, maintain good grooming, and exercise regularly. You'll look and feel better, and you'll continue to be the vibrant and attractive woman he fell in love with, no matter your age.

2) Say thank you, often
When researchers ask men what they want from their wives, appreciation always makes the list. Everyone likes to be appreciated, so remember to notice the things your husband does—for you, for the kids, for the house—and thank him. You'll put a smile on his face and a little joy in his heart.

3) Keep the romance alive
When was the last time you planned a romantic interlude with your husband? If you can't remember, you're way overdue. Be affectionate, write love notes, give him a backrub, plan a date, and initiate sexual play. Remind him that you still find him attractive.

4) Let him have "guy time"
Everyone needs time for themselves—to relax, enjoy a hobby, or socialize with friends. If your husband loves football and you don't, don’t bug him about it. Encourage him to cultivate friendships with other men. He'll enjoy the companionship. Studies show that people with friends tend to live longer, healthier lives.

5) Make your husband a priority
With the everyday stresses of work, home, and kids, it's easy to take your husband for granted. Make time for the two of you to reconnect on a regular basis. Take an interest in his work and hobbies. Let him know he's important to you.

6) Don't try to change him
Are you outgoing, but your husband is shy? Do you like a clean house, but he leaves towels on the floor? Behavioral experts say you can't change others, you can only change yourself and how you react—so look for ways other than nagging to handle these situations. Compromise on social activities by making them shorter, or go by yourself. Place a laundry basket in the bathroom. And when he attends a party or puts dirty towels in their proper place, thank him. Positive reinforcement beats nagging every time.

7) Don’t make him guess—tell him what you want
It's easy to assume that the person who lives with you every day also knows you well enough to know what you want. Not true. Most of us view the world through our own needs and desires, so don't be surprised if your husband thinks that what you want is what he would want. If you want something specific—advice, a hug, or a red sweater for your birthday—let him know.

8) Cultivate friends and interests outside your marriage
Once you’re married, it's easy to shrink your social network to revolve around your husband. But no one person can meet all your needs, and it’s too much to expect your husband to be your partner, your lover, AND your best girlfriend. Make time for friendships outside your marriage. You'll have more fun and bring new energy to your relationship.

9) Let free time be free
Just as you need time to relax and unwind, so does your husband. He may not define it the way you do, though; while your idea of relaxing after work may be talking over a glass of wine, he may enjoy being quiet for awhile, reading the newspaper, or watching TV. Find a compromise so both your needs are met. And give him time to recharge by not over-scheduling weekends with home projects and shopping.

10) Believe in your husband, and let him know it
Men can display a lot of bravado, but like us they sometimes struggle with low self-confidence and feelings of failure. And because men approach the world as competitors, they sometimes end up feeling like losers. When he comes home, your husband needs to know that the person he values most in the world believes in him—especially when he doesn't believe in himself.

TV so bad it was AWESOME!!!

2008-01-24T06:25:00.000-08:00

Did you catch 'Idol' last night? Is it me, or is the 7th season of BAD singers BETTER than any other season?!?!?! Joshua & Aretha were classsssic. And just once, you'd love to see one of the 'bad' singers make good on their promises/threats of "one day, you WILL know my name!"
Here's Josh..
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It only got better last night with the premiere of 'The Moment Of Truth' on FOX. A few thoughts...
1) The grand prize $500,000 is NOT enough money. Sorry, but after taxes, you're paying off your house, cars, kids' college fund ---but that doesn't leave any money for DAMAGE CONTROL. For $10 million, you're spilling EVERYTHING and writing the checks later.

2) How GREAT was the host, Mark Wahlberg? He would perfectly bait the contestants into saying one thing, then force them into contridicting what they just said by revealing they 'lie detector' answer.

3) Let the questions fly! The first couple of rounds could have moved much faster so we could get to the GOOD STUFF!

Here's a preview of next week's episode---enjoy!
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NOT So Secret Addictions

2008-01-23T05:03:00.000-08:00

All of us have guilty pleasures that can double as 'secret addictions'. Candle junkie? Kitchen gadget collector? Need just 'one more' purse? Here are mine and they are pretty bizarre; that should give you ample confidence to air out your quirky addictions.

I am a health-diet-beauty product junkie. I not so secretly lust after any product used in a spa. Lately, I've been a sucker for detoxification. If it claims to wipe clean my years of Long Island Iced Tea & chicken wing abuse, I'm pulling out the charge card. I have mineral masks, body lotions, teas & juices that all claim to detox. However, I just now realized that this addiction has gone too far. I am the one lonely soul who has bought and USED the detoxifying foot patches. Sexy. At first, it was like a science experiment because I really wanted to know want kind of impurities would be sucked out through the bottom of my feet. Then, it was just gross...and kind of depressing. I mean, if that ooze came out of my feet, what other toxins are thriving in my body. Double Sexy. From this moment on, ignorance is bliss. Do they actually work? Go ahead...you know you want to...

Soap Operas, more specifically, General Hospital. I started watching when I was pregnant. Well, 'little John' is a year and a half old now and I can't stop. Why? Though I claim to thrive upon a lifestyle that is 100% stable and drama free, maybe I secretly long for the excitement and passion that can only come about when a crazy man-holds-hostage-a-castle-full-of-monkey-virus-infected-people-that-see-dead-people who-left-money-half-way-around-the-world-with-a-long-lost-half-brother. Oh, and the guys are hot. Take a look...

These tasty little diet-wreckers were originally purchased for my son to much on because, as the box says, they are an organic & baked snack. Sure, he likes them, just not as much as me.

'Disposable' Containers...not in my world. I have a cupboard FULL of them. What's even sadder is that I gave her half of them and just started collecting again. I just can't throw them away.

This is an official cry for help.

On A Snowy Day, Here's What's In My Brain

2008-01-22T07:26:00.000-08:00

Former President Clinton Takes An Inappropriate Nap

You've listened to stories about her, her fur, and her teeth, now meet the 'star' of our Purina One commericals, Sable (the lab chow mix). She's seven years old and quickly becoming our son's favorite toy. Last week, we busted John climbing onto Sable's back, just as he would his rocking horse. Not good. Thankfully, she is so good natured, that she just sat there, taking the abuse until someone corrected him.

Here is my favorite story of the week. It was a bad day to be a Westmoreland County native. It was a worse day for those with sisters with fake legs.
Here's the link.

Have you heard Paula Abdul's new song? It's the one we will probably hear during the Superbowl pre show. I think it's perfect Paula Abdul---my bar of expectation for her is not high. My co-host, J.R., has given it the big 'thumbs down' what do you think?

Click here to link and listen

Need A Little Help...

2008-01-21T07:48:00.000-08:00

...remembering why we have today off
...explaining to your kids who Dr. Martin Luther King was
...recalling the reason his words will always be part of our country's past, present & future

A Cup Of Coffee And A Good Trashy Book

2008-01-18T08:35:00.000-08:00

Yesterday my husband & I had the longest conversation we've ever had about this subject ---coffee. While we are both coffee snobs (must grind our own bean), our degree of caffeine addiction has gone from a couple of pots of Starbucks Breakfast Blend on the weekend to "is it time for another cup?". This is because of 'The Tassimo'. It's one of those coffee makers that uses discs to fire up a cup of coffee in about 30 seconds. Here's the problem: we bought the Tassimo because we were particular, but casual, coffee drinkers. The logic was we could afford the discs of coffee (it is more expensive than regular coffee) because we drink so little. Okay, now logic has gone out the window, because we can't stop using our new toy. Yeah, I know, we really need to find a regular babysitter and get out of the house more...

Over the holidays I had a chance to do some reading and would love to pass along the books to you. The first one was comedian Steve Martin's biography "Born Standing Up". It was the BEST book I've read in a long, long, time. He's always been my favorite comedian & I really enjoy his acting and movie roles. While I knew he was a playwright, I had no idea he was such a wonderful writer. This book will have you laughing, thinking, and crying. He chronicles his standup career, reaching back as far as his first jobs as a pre-teen at Disneyland. There are passages in the book where his descriptions are so vivid that you feel as though you are taking a trip down memory lane to a place with which you are also very familiar. There are other times, when his awkwardness, disappointment, and determination are so palpable it's as though he just relayed the stories to you in person. It is a must read book for any Steve Martin fan or anyone who is a fan of stand up comedy.

Before you start to say, 'hey back up on the book club crap', take it easy. I also read the most addictive, trashiest book I've read in a long time. Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue) & The Heroin Diaries. I ripped through it in about a day and a half because it was so over the top sex, drugs,sex, drugs, sex, drugs, & rock n roll!

There is a third book that I'm in the middle of right now; the new Tom Cruise unauthorized biography. It's written by Andrew Morton, who years ago did the Diana biography. It's pretty good so far and on Monday (1/22), we'll actually interview Andrew Morton. Listen around 7a.m. to hear it.

One Fish, Two Fish, What's Wrong With This Fish...

2008-01-17T06:31:00.000-08:00

How bad is it when my longtime co-host, J.R., runs circles around my blog? Did he make some sort of New Year's resolution?!?!? I've been publicly shamed again...this time without a microphone.

To quickly catch up on stuff through the holidays, Santa followed through on his threat, I mean promise, and brought our son a fish. Actually,he brought a school of fish. Fish #1, was delivered early, allowing him to acclimate to his new surroundings. For the next two days, all he did was huddle in the back of the tank. A second fish was brought in for companionship. It also nervously swam behind the tank filter, afraid to float more than a millimeter from the twitching fin of fish #1. So on Christmas Eve, Mrs. Claus searched for knowledge---on the Internet. As it turns out, tetra fish are insecure. Yes, you read that correctly. Just as high school girls travel in packs to get from the lunch table to the restroom, tetra fish must travel in schools of six or eight in order to FEEL SECURE! Do they think they look fat in their tank? Are they being blasted by bullies on myspace? These are questions asked by the "inside voice" of Mrs. Claus, as I...I mean SHE, hustled her butt to Wal Mart Christmas Eve to find more 'friends' for the two fragile egos currently residing in our son's fish tank. Now, fast forward to the present, where a happy, self fulfilled, school of tetras reside on our son's bookcase; Each and every day they make my son giggle,and in turn, he fills them with pride...and fish flakes.

In other happenings, we've had news that's made us both happy and sad. Thanks to you, our morning show had a very good "report card" in the fall (ratings)and like a school of tetras in a toddler's tank, we couldn't be more proud. Our other news is, as you probably now know, our co-host Bubba left in December to host his own show. Some say it was because there wasn't enough money in the pre-nup...no wait,wrong story. Other say he left because he went crazy and police had to extract him from his Malibu bathroom wearing only a bee suit...no wait, that's not right either. The real story is that J.R. and I will miss him and wish him the best...just not better than us. :)

Doing a diet this January? I advise against it. As a Chewing-American, I really have resentment over the fact that I now have self imposed daily limits on mastication. Here's way too much information for you. I had a baby...lost all of the weight PLUS 10 pounds through the magic metabolism of breastfeeding. At 10 months,baby moved on to mostly food and formula, but my food intake chugged right along at the same 'making milk' pace. Bad things happened and now, here I am, not chewing. Since the first of the year, I've lost six pounds. Because experts say you have greater success with weight loss when you're joined by a buddy, I've enlisted my mother. I guess that makes me a second generation Chewing-American..and at this point, I would love the chance to eat any of the food that other native born Chewing Americans won't eat.

If you're also on a fitness quest, pass along a post...I'd love to hear you not chewing.

Talk to you soon & enjoy that flavored water,
Kate

When Is Our 2 Hour Delay?!?!?!?

2007-12-05T08:47:00.000-08:00

On days like today, when the snow falls during rush hour, wouldn't you love to have a two hour delay? Hey, this is my fantasy...just come along for the ride. Why couldn't all businesses mimick the school districts and delay the open of business a couple of hours. You don't have to worry about the kids getting off to school (who ARE on delay), the roads could be cleaned, AND all of us would lounge in our p.j.'s and have actually drink a cup of coffee in a coffee cup (as opposed to a travel mug or paper cup). See, aren't you happy you took that little ride into make-believe with me?

While you struggled to get through traffic today, fighting against all stupid drivers (you being the exception, of course), here are some things that passed through my brain.

The Wii --- Seriously, when was the last time you were so tempted by a video game system. My husband and I were not moved by XBox or Playstation, but 'Wii' are currently struggling with the decision to get a Wii. 'Wii' agree that should a Wii enter are home, there will have to be ground rules:

1) 'Wii' cannot play unless two or more grown ups are in the house, that way our son is not left to fend for himself during a guitar hero marathon, and consequently rescued from our home by Children & Youth Services. An unsupervised adult left with a 'Wii' and a small child is practically begging Channel 4's Sheldon Ingram to stand outside your home and taunt you about being a "good" parent.
2) 'Wii' will not slough off laundry, dishes, exercise & nutritious meals in order to spend more time with 'Wii'. Sheldon is waiting...
3) 'Wii' cannot spend more than two...three....four...but no more than five hours with Wii. I really mean that....for the most part.

SantaFish
Santa is bringing a fish to our 16 month old. Mr. Claus went into heavy negotiations with Mrs. Claus regarding the type of SantaFish, whether toddlers need a Santafish, bowl vs. aquarium for SantaFish, care and feeding of SantaFish. Santa would bring our son The Fish That Ate Beaver County, without any regard for, well, Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus loves our son just as much as Mr. Claus, but realizes that with the joy of Santafish comes great responsibility (shouldered mainly by Mrs. Claus). Have Mr. and Mrs. Claus ever argued at your house? Do you know who won?

Lookin for light displays...
Tell me which one YOU think is the best. We are going to try the one in Clinton, Pa. It's closest to our house. Any reviews on it? Recommendations?

In Search Of...

2007-11-02T08:21:00.000-07:00

...Thanksgiving Decorations. Not instructions on how to make a pine cone turkey, or turkey ornaments for those weird year round holiday trees, but old fashioned decorations. The paper turkeys that fan out...those plastic-like girl and boy pilgrims that were rough on one side and smooth on the other side. I'm looking for decorations but with all of the stores already in 'high jingle' alert, it is actually a challenge to find them. Three major stores had completely bypassed T-Giving and moved right into Christmas.

...Toys that aren't dipped in lead. Just like anything else in our modern world, there is a certain alarmist, you're in danger, crisis-like stigma attached to this lead paint toy scare. HOWEVER, tell me you haven't flipped over a toy package to see where it's made and the answer made you think twice.

...the perfect casserole. Tried a new one the other night. It was a spinich/egg noodle/cheese casserole. I downloaded the recipe from the internet. It was what my husband and I will forever refer to as 'the belly filler'. It wasn't bad. It wasn't good. It was very much "there". It simply filled your stomach with ingredients.

...Thanksgiving recipes. While we're on the subject of recipes, I'd like some of yours. I always like to try one new recipe at Thanksgiving and this year, the Star Morning Show will dedicate space on its homepage to YOUR Thanksgiving recipes. It's gotta be off the beaten path. Don't send along the ol' green bean casserole or sweet potato dish. Send your recipes to me via this blog, or email them at staram@1007.com

On The Move...

2007-09-20T07:00:00.000-07:00

...this is the view I usually get of our son these days! He just turned a year old and he's walking---a lot! At first, it was the drunken, slightly off center, Captain Jack Sparrow weave through the house. Now he's really got the hang of it and last night was walking with his arms at his side. More experienced parents tell me this is when life gets REAL interesting!

...___________________ is the annoying celebrity of the week! Take your pick. We do our gossip feature, 'The Dirt' four times a morning and there are times when I think when we should not further fuel the celebrity crazed culture by continuing to illuminate/celebrate the drama filled days and nights of these seriously flawed individuals. Then I go to perezhilton.com and laugh. You can't make this stuff up.

...One thing we've not mentioned on the morning show is the bittersweet story of the CMU professor, Dr. Randy Pausch. Earlier this week, he gave his farewell lecture at the university; it is 'farewell' because he is dying of pancreatic cancer (at age 47). If you haven't read this story, here's the address.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07262/818671-298.stm

I dare you not to cry tears of happiness and sadness at the same time.

...Catch any of the new season of Oprah? Did you see Justin Timberlake talk to her about Brit? Oprah gets the biggest stars and the best stories---I don't think her show could ever jump the shark. I do also love that she's down to earth, YET, does not shy away from the fact that she's got money and influence and isn't afraid to use it. It's also nice to know that even being a Billion-freakin'-aire doesn't insulate you from the endless struggle with dieting & weight. You know she'll take it off by Christmas because she has the drive, the trainer, and the chef. Unlike you and I...pass the cookies.

...one movie I am seriously looking foward to this fall/winter? The Sweeney Todd movie from Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. It comes out Friday December 21st. No trailer yet, but here's the imdb.com address with some photos and information. It also stars Alan Rickman and Sacha Baron Cohen.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0408236/

...LOVE Bubba's new Steeler song! Go to 1007.com and hit the Star Morning Show page. Click audio files to hear it!

...Do you love Monty Python? Can't get enough of Andrew 'Don't Taser Me Bro' Meyer? Here's a little YouTube fun for you. Copy and paste to see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNLQY3bQyaM

That's all I've got for now...when inspired...I shall return!
Kate

Shopping On My Mind...How 'bout Yours?

2007-08-06T07:06:00.000-07:00

I love back to school shopping. Sure, I haven't been in any type of school since the early nineties, and my son's got over four years 'till he gets on a school bus. These facts don't stop me from roaming through the racks and stalking the shops for great fall buys.

I'm looking for the ladies that love to shop. Yeah, that could be almost all of us in one form or another...sometimes stereotypes (like women love to shop) stick. Some of us love to shop for apartments/homes, others shop for boyfriend's or spouses stuff, kids' shopping can be cute (when they are REALLY young and have no opinion---joke), but the kind of shopping I'm talking about today is shopping for you and me.

Clothes.
Shoes.
Bags.

Where do you do it? Why do you do it there? No particular price range---I'm looking for bargain shoppers and big spenders to spill their secrets. Whether you shop at superstores or small boutiques, tell me where to find what you love to buy.

I'll start with a couple. If I need to shop fast1) For trendy items I don't want to pay a lot of money for because they'll be out of style next year---Target.
2) For more 'timeless' or long lasting items (suits, work stuff, jeans)---Macy's.
I've just found that when in a jam to get something fast (that wedding or part event that's happening----THAT DAY), I can count on these two stores to have something I can find without a lot of try on or trouble.

So spill your shopping secrets ---small, medium, and large stores all in the mix. I'm looking forward to checking out your suggestions!

I Am The Birthday Bandit...and other news of the week.

2007-08-03T04:34:00.000-07:00

I love birthdays. Not just mine...but all birthdays are to be celebrated. I never understand folks who are upset about their age or want to gloss over celebrating the day they were born. Unless you are a waste of a human being, be grateful for what you've got, and do it up as big as you can. Cake, candles, eat the ice cream, and accept GRACIOUSLY any gifts that you get. I HATE when you buy someone a gift and they make a big fuss about how you should not have bought them a gift because their birthday is not a big deal. AAAAAGGGGHHHH! Don't ruin it! Enjoy the moment and Happy Birthday!

--Got a great birthday treat. Boots botanicals. My future sister in law, Beth, has turned me on to these great products. She and my brother gave me a basket of products. Want to treat yourself to spa quality stuff, in the privacy of your home, without spending tons of cash at a spa, look for BOOTS botanicals.

--Oscar The Grouch Talking Alarm Clock. Yes, I really got one for my birthday. My husband found one on E Bay and decided a little return trip to childhood was in order. Oh, don't worry, I got jewelry too!

--The Geese Gotta Go. Just about the time I was saying to myself, "How bad could the goose poop be in North Park?", our lovely little playground was invaded by these feathered feces bombers. There's a great play area in Brady's Run State Park and we take our son there to hang out ---until the geese used the playground as their toilet. Can't even let our son go down the sliding board, because the geese POOPED on it.

--Are you going to watch the black n gold Sunday night? Do you have to feel the fall air to get into the mood or are you ready. I think, anything that puts the season if theOTHER black n gold team behind us, is a good thing.

--Got an idea for our next weekly poll. What will happen to Britney Spears? Jail? rehab again? Will she lose the kids for good? What happens to a person who has nearly unlimited resources and an emotional support system made of people that are on your payroll. On one hand, you say to yourself, "What 25 or 26 year old WOULDN'T be out of control with all that money, fame, and access to EVERYTHING?". Britney lost that excuse(rationalization) when she gave birth...twice. Sorry missy, you're a mom now, and if you don't want the job, then the LEAST you can do is keep these boys out of your messy man problems and personal pitfalls. Hire a nanny (or manny) that's not shopping a reality show and let him or her raise your children to be decent human beings. And get better extensions.

Is It Cheating If You Don't Read The Middle...

2007-07-27T07:59:00.000-07:00

Have you read the last Harry Potter book? Consider this your own Pittsburgh/Potter chat room. I've now read the first 300 pages and the last 150. I'm working on the middle. Couple of thoughts to get started.

---So far my favorite part of the book has been when Harry entered the forest. Yes, I cried like a little girl, but I thought it was an amazing chapter in the book...one of the best chapters in all seven books.

---Thought the epilogue was cheesy, but as my husband reminded me, "children's book". Can't kill the hero in a children's book...

---Just when you thought the 'wizard fight' between Dumbledore and Voldemort in 'Phoenix' was awesome, here comes Mrs. Weasley putting the SMACKDOWN on Beatrix!!! Great moment in the book!

---Okay, your turn. Best moment, worst moment, what was YOUR ending?

It's Time For Equal Time...

2007-07-27T07:45:00.000-07:00

You hear the stories, the accusations, the 'pet names' about Bubba's (my co-host's) wife, Tracy. Every day, Bubba's got a story about something his wife did, why she hates him, why or how she did something incorrectly, or worst of all, we hear stories about how he is KING OF HIS CASTLE.

On this blog, on a regular basis, you will now get the flip side (known as the TRUTH) from the woman herself, Tracy (a.k.a. Bubba's wife).

This decision came yesterday during a 'lunch summit' at the morning show's annual Kennywood Park Skip Day.

As morning show listeners began to quiz my co-host's wife over what was "real" and what was "not real" on our show, we realized that she needed an outlet where she can tell you the truth...about Bubba...because he won't...can't...and shouldn't.

Stay posted for Tracy's first post!

Vacation: Part One

2007-07-06T08:04:00.000-07:00

One of the great perks of our jobs here on the morning show is that we do have a lot of vacation time. We are lucky enough to have a couple of weeks to hang at home, and if you want to get away, there's usually more time to do that as well.

At noon today, my 'hanging around town' vacation begins. A little baseball, some swimming, walking, a lot of SLEEP,and one giant highlight to the week. I just found out that next week (9 -14th) it's Mr. Rogers Days at Idewild Park!!! Is there anything better than taking your 11 month old to be terrorized by a 6 foot Purple Panda or talking Platypus?!?!?! I think not...

Hi, My name's Kate, and I'm addicted to lists...
This is a tough one for me. I'm going to go LIST FREE on my vacation. It will be a first. I've always been a list person. I list everything. Things I need to do at work. Things I need to do at home. Things I want to do. Groceries to buy. People to invite. Gifts to purchase. Things to do on vacation. Things to pack on vacation. Goals for the month & year. Life's goals. Yes, it's bad. Before I had our son, I used to be able to keep the lists in my head. That space is now occupied by formula powder to water ratios, the lyrics to Wiggles songs, and games that boost infant hand/eye coordination. So I now physically MAKE THE LISTS. They are everywhere. The car, desk, bathroom, nursery, on or in my wallet. I must free myself from the lists and I will make a Lohan like clean break from the lists while on this vacation.

Starting another topic on this blog is kind of like making a list...so I'm outta here. Have a great week and talk to you on the 16th!

Kate

Happy 5th of July!

2007-07-05T08:15:00.000-07:00

Hope you had a great 4th of July...

--Was I the only one who thought the garbage had to be out today and started taking a look at the week ahead and then realized it was almost over... because is was Thursday not Monday and...oh, there I go...my head just popped off.

--Excitement at the house yesterday. An extension cord that leads to our pool pump caught on FIRE. I just happened to look out one of the windows to the backyard and saw SMOKE & FLAMES! My husband and I, being the fine tuned machine that we are, sprung into action. Yes that's right, we yelled at eachother about what to do as our son sat on his nursery floor playing with blocks, no doubt thinking to himself "Would someone like to secure the baby before running outside to put out a fire?". The situation, while scary (how many times have you and I left one of those pumps running unattended), was minor with very little damage.

--Life in the Sandbox. We've bought our son (11 mos. next week) a little sandbox. To our surprise and delight, he does not try to eat the sand by the handful. He does however, crawl out of the sandbox, head toward the flowerbed, and try to eat handfuls of dirt and mulch.

--Looking for Mom advice Question for you experienced Moms. When is a good time to introduce crayons? Anxious, jump the gun, newbie mom here has a pack of 8 'so big' washable crayolas waiting for John, but haven't tried them out yet.

--Looking For MOM group experiences If you are a working mom, do you belong to a MOM playgroup or organization? I am in the middle of two worlds. I get out of work too late to join a stay at home, meet in the morning, mom group. Is there such a thing for working moms that could only meet in the evening? In general, if you belong to a mom group, do you like the moms? Does it give you a nice break and chance to talk to adults? Do you like the kids in your group? Do your kids enjoy it? I'm looking for honest feedback on this one.

Fast Getaways, Fireworks and Final Thoughts On Paris(ite) Hilton

2007-06-28T08:34:00.000-07:00

Fast Getaways-- Are you doing anything fun for the Fourth? We're looking for a weekend getaway that will be 1) pleasant and fun for us 2) our 11 month old son will tolerate and won't be too tormented by in a stroller or car. Email me with your experiences and ideas.

Fireworks---Here's one of those things that happen off the air that we just run out of time to share. We were discussing the holiday and we got on the subject of buying fireworks. I proceed to unleash (unsolicited and undeserved) fury on Bubba and J.R. I HATE fireworks. Not the Zambelli professional display stuff. I LOVE professional displays. I mean the "here's a tent where we can sell explosives to anyone who can hold a beer can and get rowdy between June 28th and July 5th". They're not much fun to see and hear and you never know if they are safe. Our quiet street turns into a Baghdad neighborhood around this time of year. I HATE seeing unidentified, flammable, objects flying toward my yard. I HATE that the unidentified, flammable, LOUD objects frighten the $!&# out of our dog. And when did this stuff become legal in Pa??? I thought we were a sparkler only state. I know that in Western Pa., I am alone on this one, but it's just one thing that I am so vehemently opposed to that I can never keep my opinion to myself.

Paris(ite) Hilton--- Should the Star Morning Show have a self imposed Paris ban? If so, for how long? I'd be more than happy not discussing her in our daily gossip feature, 'The Dirt', but if listeners REALLY want to know what's she's up to next, then we have to keep talking about her. So, in this informal poll, do you want your Paris updates to continue or would you like to go Paris-free?

"Grown Up" Night and the Sound of Silence

2007-06-25T07:41:00.000-07:00

This weekend, my husband and I sent our son off to Grandma's so we could make some serious remodeling/cleaning/organizing progress around the house. Everything from outside work, work on a deck, to housecleaning, to bill paying and oil changes.

That doesn't mean we didn't have a little fun.

Saturday night our 'grown up' time was spent behaving like 4th graders. We stayed up late, ate pizza, drank too much soda, and watched the loudest, most violent movies we own (matrix marathon), and played them so loudly that we were expecting a call from police after reports of 'gunfire' in the neighborhood. Life after baby can still be fun, as long as you're willing to act like a kid!

It was a different story Sunday afternoon. At one point, we had a moment we've not had in almost a year. It was a SILENT moment. With our son at Grandma's & the dog at the groomers, we reveled in our silence for about three seconds---then decided it was TOO quiet. I'd be just fine without another one of those moments for a long long time.

Okay, just a few other notes to start the work week.

--Has any woman ever had a good experience with self tanners at home? I'm talking the lotion, the spray, etc. No matter how careful, I just seem to end up with uneven or worse yet, orange -y skin (only on the body parts I 'tan up' at 3 a.m.).

--Bubba plans to spoil the end of the new Harry Potter book for you. He found a rumored 'ending' on the website. If you are a fan don't go there. He's told me the ending and the secret is safe with me.

--Moms, do you ever get overwhelmed with all the ideas and advice on kids that you can find on the internet and in parenting magazines? I swear I have a library of parenting magazines that I'm afraid to throw out because who knows when I'll need that story about making your child happy on Tuesdays in the month of April or what your child should be doing by their 782nd day of life and what to do if they've not met those benchmarks.

---Talk to you soon!
Kate

French Fried Friday...

2007-06-22T07:56:00.000-07:00

Massive case of the giggles on the radio show today. You know that fried feeling at work, when you need a vacation? That was us today. Silly. Hope it was fun to listen to...

We also had a case of Freaky Friday. Rare is the day the J.R. is Mr. Scatterbrained (a.k.a. Bubba). Bubba became the voice of reason (me), and I was in ridicule mode (J.R.)

Here are a few 'after the show' sidebars...

---on the sweater/coordinated shoes. The shoes were the buy of the century. Payless. Bought 'em in gold and in black too. Only when I got home, did I realize that they were PERFECT for this sweater...and only when I wore them to work did I realize that I would be taunted for life. Take a look on the sms homepage at 1007.com.

on the 'bobble head death match'. J.R. started playing with bobble heads in the studio---fighting them. I think we have a million dollar idea.

---Pitch A Bitch today was excellent. Thanks for the awesome, non traffic related calls.

Ever put more on your 'to do list' that you could possible do in a weekend? Here's mine. Clean house. Scrub Floors. Address & mail invites for birthday party. Do Laundry. Do the gardening. Grocery Shop. See a Movie. Re-organize gym and laundry room. Drop off dry cleaning. Re-connect with husband. Take son to Grandma's. Sleep. Beat myself up for not being able to cross all items off list. You get the idea...

Have a good weekend!

In Defense Of Make Up

2007-06-19T08:39:00.001-07:00

Controversy on the show today that boiled down to men, women, and how we couldn't be more different YET...the same. Recently, I had to replace all of my makeup and accessories (some say misplaced or some say stolen). I'm talking everthing: brushes, blushes, moisturizer, foundations, eyeshadows....you name it. Price tag for everything...just under $200. While painful, I was proud of myself for getting quality cosmetics at lower prices. The guys on the show, J.R. and Bubba, thought it was OUTRAGEOUS to spend that much money. I did a little online research. Again to my surprise (a little here and there adds up to a lot), the average woman spends $40 to $60 a month on this stuff. Again for the ladies when you stop to think about it, you realize you probably fall into that category. Guys think it's INSANE! Unless it's golf, the game room, baseball, football, etc.

What it all really boiled down to is how both sexes will justify, rationalize, or just lie to spend money on the stuff we want.

Okay so if you have a beauty bargain, now's the time to share! Makeup, while fun, is one of those things that you just cringe when you have to spend a lot of money to get what you want.

Maybe you think I'm crazy to spend that much...well I know you've got a guilty pleasure. Time to confess...where you spend and make excuses to spend.

Summer Stream of Consciousness...

2007-06-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

Summer is light and even when you do get fired up by something and you want to blog---the good weather (and we've had a GREAT stretch of sunshine)wipes out your angst. This is not a bad thing...so here are some things that are going on...

Why are all of the great summer shows passing us by this year? Anyone heard a rumor as to why some of the best tours...from the Police to John Mayer and Beyonce are leaving us out.

ATTN Listeners & Bubbaclubbers ALIKE: Bubba is loved. J.R. and I have much respect for him and enjoy his company very much and love working with him etc. Now quit getting in the way of us picking on him.

Paris Hilton, please go away. I'm even tired of making fun of you in our on air daily Hollywood Gossip feature, 'The Dirt'.

My husband and I celebrate our 8th wedding anniversary this Wednesday. We're going away for the weekend (by ourselves) and one of the things we want to do is see a movie---other than Pirates 3...anyone got a suggestion?

I'm in the early planning stages for my son's 1st birthday party. No 'Momzilla' giant event planned, but I do have to say that there is a clear Elmo bias in our country. Our son loves Cookie Monster and all I can readily find are Elmo cakes, plates, napkins, hats, cups, invitations...you get the idea. When did we become an Elmo nation?!?!?! In our house, you're either with Cookie Monster, or you're against him.

What are you thinking about these days? Let me know...

Funny Column To Pass Along To Parents, People Who Loved Sesame Street

2007-04-08T23:51:00.000-07:00

This is a story/column that allegedly ran in the Post Gazette last week. It was passed to me from a couple of friends and now I'm passing to you...

'Sesame Street' moves to the wrong side of the tracks
Thursday, April 05, 2007

When I heard about the DVD release of "Sesame Street" episodes from the show's early years (they call it "Old School," ouch), I couldn't wait to get a glass of milk and a cookie, sit cross-legged on the floor and fire that sucker up.

Those early years of "Sesame Street" went a long way toward making me who I am today. I am considering legal action.

But my delight at rediscovering jingles, faces, songs and the comedy stylings of Bert and Ernie was tempered by the warning that came with the DVDs: Don't show these to kids.

As Bert would say, whaaaaa?

They were fine for me and my peers before we could reliably get through the entire alphabet. How could they warp the impressionable minds of today's toddlers? And could I resist rounding up a few tykes just to mess with their downy little heads?

I haven't watched "Sesame Street" in decades, and whatever temptation I might have felt to revisit that blessed block was seared out of me by Elmo, whom I consider the antiMuppet. The news from the Street was mostly bad as the years went by: Mr. Hooper went to the Great Soda Fountain in the Sky, Jim Henson's death took treasured characters and voices with him, and then the most recent outrage. The Fruit Monster.

The explosion of fat kids (I mean their numbers, not actual detonation) made "Sesame Street" put the beloved Cookie Monster on a diet, and his mantra is apparently now that cookies are a "sometimes thing."

Look. I am old enough to have watched the first season of "Sesame Street." I get mammograms. I have to exercise every damn day to keep from turning into a Snuffleupagus in heels. I get excited about steamed asparagus and eat flaxseed meal on purpose.

It would push me off the ragged edge of sanity to see Cookie Monster devour a head of cauliflower.

And, to be truly accurate about the diet of the googly-eyed glutton, while he did polish off a lot of cookies -- the few that got anywhere near his mouth -- they formed only part of a balanced diet that also included vast amounts of foam letters and numbers, shapes, picture frames and even manhole covers. The guy has an eating disorder that goes far beyond ordinary bingeing.

Oh -- and he's a PUPPET.

So, OK, I get that nowadays you can't let your impressionable cherub watch a shag rug with a sweet tooth consume an entire plate of cookies for fear the behavior will be emulated. But that's not the only now-unthinkable behavior that went on in the Old School days.

An instructive short film showed kids playing follow-the-leader, demonstrating the prepositions "over," "under," "around" and "through."

In a junk yard.

Totally free of adult supervision, they balanced on splintery sawhorses and wriggled through lengths of pipe. My mouth fell open. They weren't even wearing helmets.

Also without helmets were two young boys who, in another short film segment, rode their bikes to the zoo and spent the day there. They were in some kind of urban environment, possibly San Francisco. They were unchaperoned. Incredibly, they survived.

I did happen to notice that the junk yard kids and the bike boys were also not obese, but they probably weren't wearing sunscreen.

It was great fun seeing all the old gang again: Gordon (several incarnations) and Susan, Bob, Mr. Hooper, and later Luis, Maria and David. And with the exception of Mr. Hooper, they all look astoundingly young. (Mr. Hooper looks like guys who hit on me at parties.)

And what about all the star power? I had forgotten who-all appeared on that kiddie show: Raul Julia as neighbor Rafael, Arte Johnson doing his arboreal German bit from "Laugh-In," a VERY young Jesse Jackson reciting a poem, Bill Cosby reciting the alphabet, Lou Rawls singing the alphabet, the cast of "Bonanza" (and their horses) counting to 20 and Carol Burnett suggesting things to do with your nose. That's entertainment.

One thing did kind of surprise me, though: I didn't remember Oscar being quite that hostile. He's Oscar the Grouch, yeah, but he's not just haven't-had-my-coffee-yet grumpy. He's downright abusive. In an atmosphere where everybody is so gosh-darned nice and the watchwords are "sharing" and "cooperation," he pops out of his can to hurl invective like some spooky drunk unshaven neighbor in an undershirt. Two words, Oscar: anger management.

Cookie Monster gave us binge eating. Oscar gave us talk radio. We definitely have to keep this stuff away from the kids.

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(Samantha Bennett can be reached at sbennett@post-gazette.com. Her column was brought to you today by the letters P and G.)

Is There A Tooth Fairy For Grown Ups?!?!?

2007-03-28T08:45:00.000-07:00

Once again I come to you, the listener and blogger, for help in raising our first and only child (to date). Our 7 1/2 month old son now has two teeth with what has to be at least 40 or 50 more on the way...

The child is in pain...often. The teeth wake him from a dead sleep. The teeth wake us. The teeth wake the dog and cause her to sleep on the couch. Our son (& the rest of us) no longer sleep through the night, waking sometimes 3 & 4 times before morning. We don't want to 'orajel him' every night. I am not open to the suggestion of using alcohol on his gums. I however am up to a couple of glasses of shiraz a night). Any suggestions? I'm ready.

Fun Night---Sick Day!!!

2007-03-01T02:58:00.000-08:00

Thanks again to everyone at the Pittsburgh Film Office for a GREAT night at Heinz Field. Lights, Glamour, Action is the office's annual fundraiser on Oscar night and it's a black tie, FUN, event. There are only a few occasions a year to get out of the house for a big grown up night out and I would tell you to make this event one of them. We 'work' as red carpet reporters and have a lot of fun---here are a couple of photos. Yes, that is 'Gizmo', otherwise known as my husband Pete. Doesn't he clean up well!?!??! We were so excited and so apprciative for a big night out ---we stayed out late and had adult beverages! Our six month old, was at home with the G's (grandparents).

You know the feeling...you wake up and say to yourself, "if I just get a shower, I'll feel better". After the shower you tell yourself, "once I get a cup of coffee, I'll be fine". Sooner or later, you must admit, you are SICK. Worse yet, here I am at WORK!!! Like most offices, sickness is passed around and around....over and over again. Unlike most offices, if you call off sick here, you are likely leaving someone with A LOT of work in order to make up for you not being there. So the question was, infect J.R. with disease, or call him at 2:30 a.m. to tell him he'll be doing the morning show by himself ( you know how pleasant he is from 5 - 10 a.m....just imagine 2:30 a.m.). Here I am at work...

Oh and I am definitely in on Operation Disney: see J.R.'s blog.

Talk to you soon,
Kate

Sunday Morning Catch Up

2007-01-21T06:55:00.000-08:00

This is the first entire cup of coffee I've had at home since our son was born five months ago. I thought I'd share. Work is now typically the place where I can drink coffee and read the paper, but today, my husband has taken our son into his workshop to show him all of 'cool stuff'---I get to drink coffee.

We had another first this weekend. Dinner with friends AND the baby. J.R. and his wife Lisa invited us out. For two people who haven't had kids in the house for a long time, they are SMOOTH---Jedi SMOOTH. Cups, forks, and knives were moved out of the way before I even thought about it. And even though John was spitting out strained carrots and making music with two spoons and screaming with delight (at himself), they still stuck around to have a conversation with us and eat dinner. Even after dinner cocktail. Cool.

On the air Friday, we had the 'best song of the 80's' debate. Great phone calls but no answer (other than from the thundering charge of the Bon Jovi Nation). I loved ALL of the music in the 80's and I think that's why I love ALL kinds of music now---except country. Sorry, I'd much rather listen to Eminem than country, NIN than country, just about anything else than country. So of course, my husband loves country.

Anyone following this Shawn Hornbeck / Michael Devlin story? So scary. I saw the interview with the family on Oprah last week. There's no doubt this Michael Devlin is a monster BUT could this have happened in a community 30 or 40 years ago, when everyone KNEW who their neighbors were? We never know what goes on behind closed doors of someone's home but these neighbors saw and heard things that in their gut they knew was not normal. They chose to just say it was none of their business. It really inspired my husband and I to take some action and get to know our neighbors better and make sure they know us. I guess in my mind I figure that if I see something unusual, or my neighbors see something strange at my house, we will all be more proactive---at least that's my hope. So if you are our neighbors, look out 'cause we're getting nebby this spring. We want you to know us and we're going to know you as much as we can!

Well, I've got a garage full of Christmas decorations that need to go into the attic---hey at least they are not still up in the livingroom. Also gotta get some suppers ready to go for the week. I swear crock pots are the best friend to the new mom.

Take care and talk to you soon,
Kate

New Year, New Post, New Stuff

2007-01-08T07:50:00.000-08:00

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and New Year!

We had a great first Christmas with our son and it was interesting to see how the holidays and one little person can bring out the best in those around you. We had lots of friends and family who were anxious to share the moment with us, so it will be a year to remember.

I'd love to know what's going on in your world, so email me.

1) My brother and his girlfriend are engaged! Congratulations to Lenny and Beth, both right here in Pittsburgh. Looks like the wedding may be in the next 10 - 14 months!

2) Watched Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson---could not be more disappointed. It was a BAD B movie...

3) I'm reading Barak Obama's book 'Audacity of Hope'. I could not be more interested. I am not sold on him as a candidate for president. I'm not stumping for him. Put politics aside. Do yourself a favor and read this book just because this guy is a GOOD writer.

4) Survived the holiday season with just a 2 pound weight gain (thank you breastfeeding metabolism). How long will it last!?!?!? I should probably put the gift to good use since we have a wedding in the works (see #1).

5) Our son is almost 5 months old. He's rolling over in his sleep. Good, yes?!?!?! Well, he's not figured out how to return roll to his back, so we ripped the bumper out of the crib. Now, his legs are getting stuck in between spindles. Okay, moms...now WHAT? Do you put the bumper back in, hoping he would not roll into the bumper and smother, or do you leave it out and hope he doesn't snap his leg or arm when it gets stuck?!??! Jeez, is there a third choice...like say...neither one of those choices?

Will blog again at the end of the week!
Talk to you Soon!

Hi and welcome to Naive Parents Anonymous...

2006-11-27T07:50:00.000-08:00

Hope your Thanksgiving was great. We went to my mom's house (now known as "Grandma") so I had a year off as hostess. Have fork, will travel was the motto.

Okay, so our new life (with child, work, etc...) is settling into its own routine. My husband and I have had a moment to take a deep breath and reflect on the past three and a half months and we've decided we're writing a book for parents like us. New..naive.. desperate for real information. Subject: things they don't tell you in those parenting books. You are our guinea pigs...feel free to add to the list.

1) Every single toy lights up, plays music, moves around, and overstimulates your child by 1 p.m.

2) Do not try to console screaming child with toy that lights up, plays music & moves around (see #1)

3) Every breastfeeding child eats at his own pace. Some are just 'efficient eaters'. If you try to keep him latched on for 20 minutes (like 'the book' says), you will give him "breast-o-phobia" and no doubt cause permanent damage.

4) Some children HATE their carseat. I've heard stories of moms and dads putting kiddie's carseat in the crib because kiddie will only sleep in the carseat. In our world, this is a fable.

5) Do not try to give equal visitation time to all family members. Buy a steel cage...let them use it...charge admission to neighbors...build college fund.

I'm ready for your revelations now. Tell me your moments of 'things you wanted to know about parenting but....NO ONE TOLD US!!!'

Next week...I'll lend support to Bubba's crash diet cause, tell stories of my first round of Christmas shopping with baby (is it wrong to let them play with their toys before you wrap them?), and we can talk about what we watched instead of another hideous black n gold loss.

Back to Work Soon...I think I'm gonna be sick...

2006-10-12T07:43:00.000-07:00

Okay working moms, I know I'm not unique, and I know I have great hours for being a working mom, and yes, I have a great job (I'm thankful) and I'm lucky because my baby is going to stay home with Dad in the a.m... BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, my stomach still fills with knots everytime I think of going back to work. I mean physical gut wrenching, I think my heart is actually breaking--it hurts so bad, feelings everytime I think of not seeing my son's face first thing in the morning.

I'm looking for support here---tell me you went through the same thing and more importantly, tell me how to get through the first week (which is in less than three weeks for me---I come back November 2nd). I've tried bribing myself with a shopping trip the week before I go back. Nice try. I'm getting my hair done so I'm "fresh for fall", but I'm not buying into it.

I've found that in these last few weeks, I've become what my husband calls "a baby piggy". I completely monopolize John's (my son), time. All of a sudden, in my world, my husband knows nothing about this baby. Three weeks ago, the moment Pete would walk in the door from work, I would gleefully hand over our son and take great pleasure in doing ANYTHING alone. Clipping my toenails was stolen paradise. NOW, the "baby piggy" encourages the husband to check his email, do some home remodeling, and take some alone time...say three or four days. It's wrong (but a little funny), and I'm glad he's just weathering yet another weird, new mom behavior.

In the next couple of weeks, I'll have some more upbeat subjects (why baby toys give parents ADD, what they don't tell you in those parenting books, & why the first date night with your husband after the baby is never what you think it will be ), but I am really looking for help with this one, because I am really down in the dumps about leaving home.

I've got a lot more to share, but "baby piggy" hears crying in the other room and must race to the pack n play and tackle Grandma to the ground in order to get to the infant before her :)

Kate

As Long As We're on the Subject...

2006-09-20T09:18:00.000-07:00

I noticed a recurring theme in the latest blog entries from my co-hosts, Bubba and J.R.; being tired & sleep (or the lack of it). Sounds like they need to adopt the new mantra in our house---just assume that NO ONE has slept and DO NOT say the T-WORD (tired).

Maybe they would like to spend a weekend at my house---where my one month old son sleeps on average 45 minutes at a time at night. He then gets up, needs changed, fed, and rocked to sleep again which takes...about another 45 minutes. That's right...45 on and 45 off...over and over again, until morning. I volunteered for the job and I love the job, but it can get a little painful around 2:45 a.m. after doing that routine since 8 p.m. I know J.R. and Bubba are laughing and saying "I told you so", but I just thought it was a funny observation that the three of us would always complain about a lack of rest, but now we have totally different reasons.

So how do you 1) get the kiddo to sleep in his crib and not on your tummy all night and 2) straighten out his days and nights? I'm looking for suggestions.

I know we committed the most heinous, new parent, mistake of them all. When he wasn't feeling well, there were about 5 days where we let him sleep on top of us, just so he'd calm down and rest. BIG MISTAKE. We are paying for it now, but are going to tough it out. I don't want him in our bed when he's 6, so we've got to break him (and us) of taking the easy way out by becoming his bedroom furniture.

On a few non-baby related notes...

I am so happy that fall is here! September right through the holidays are my most favorite time of year. I love the colors, smells, foods, and feelings that come with this time of year. I am only too happy to break out the boots, sweaters, skirts, and wool jackets. I've already decorated the house with pumpkins and fall colors.

Speaking of fall clothes, as a shopaholic I have to tell you that I am NOT real excited with a couple of "trends" for fall. Okay, which 35 year old woman is REALLY going to pull the leggings out of the closet and wear them AGAIN!!?!?!?! Not this one...they were fine with my Madonna tube skirt and Cyndi Lauper shoes the first time around...but not NOW! And here's another fashion flashback that won't be making a comeback in my closet. Shoebooties, shabooties, elf boots...you know what I'm talking about here. The little tiny boots with the spike heel that cut off at the ankle and look like you're keeping the 'picture with Santa' line under control at the Mall at Robinson. These are shoes/boots that are unkind to all. Don't fool yourself. Whether your six feet tall or hobbit sized like me, these shoes do not flatter any leg. I've been wanting to say that since they were popular the first time in the 80's and I'm glad I finally got it out.

Fall tv notes...
I watched the new Survivor...they've got me. I'll watch again this season.
I want to see James Woods' new show "Shark".
I've seen Rachel Ray's new daytime show. She has a great personality and really fresh takes on traditional daytime segments, but she's really loud. I'm talking BUBBA LOUD. I have volume control on my remote...let me use it Rachel.

Final note...
The Star Party in Pink Party looks like it will be a blast. I'm doing my best to talk my husband into taking me. He is pretty stubborn about me not doing anything 'work related' while I'm on maternity leave, but I've explained to him that getting dressed in an evening gown and mask and going out for the night (for a great cause) is NOT doing work stuff. I'll let you know if I make progress because I'd love to see you there.

Take care and talk to you soon,
Kate (and John)

One Month ALREADY!!!

2006-09-09T06:43:00.000-07:00

I know I said I would check in once a week, but you know what, parenthood kicked in! All of a sudden this constantly sleeping newborn became a constantly crying newborn...and the blog took a backseat. Here's what I've learned in the past three weeks; Baby gas is bad for the whole family, but baby gas DROPS are liquid gold.

By the way, some of you posted that I had not told you our son's name...sorry, but here it is. His name is John (he might end up with the nickname Jack) and at last weigh in he was just over 10 lbs and 23 inches long. We also have nicknamed him "Bobcat" because all of his baby noises so far are a dead ringer for the way Bobcat Goldthwait used to sound during his standup routine.

Tomorrow our son is a month old, and I'm NOT READY! During the day we've been easing him from the bassinet to the crib but last night he spent his first night in the crib. I was sad to see him already out of arm's reach (and in another room!!!) but I now know what all parents mean when you say "the time goes in a blink of an eye". I did find that you can make that time go a little slower if you stay up half the night watching him breathe on the night vision baby monitor (Thank You for the gift Grandpap Larry)!

In the meantime, I have tried to stay in touch with the outside world. I watched part of Mayor O'Connor's funeral service. Pittsburgh really is just one big neighborhood. In how many other cities would you hear about total strangers bringing trays of food, desserts, and drinks to the family home of the Mayor. Then that night the city looked great for the NFL kickoff, so it was a sad day, but a day to really be proud of the city AND its people.

I also watched the MTV video music awards....yawn. Why did I tune in? For my secret guilty pleasure. It is only here that I will admit that I LOVE the music of...Justin Timberlake. Laugh if you must, but I have his solo CD and I already bought some of the music from his new CD on Itunes.

So what's been new with you? Tell me about your summer vacation, what you thought of Charlie Batch and the Steelers the other night, how the kids are doing in the new school year, and what advice you might have for new parents. We have already figured out that you keep a boy "covered" at all times while changing him (he's peed on his own head three times and on us countless times), and that babies are really never "done" pooping (you just have to pick an opportune moment).

We have tons of funny stories to share, but I would like to do some yoga and shower while John naps so have a great week and I'll talk to you soon,

Kate

Now the REAL work begins...

2006-08-21T10:02:00.000-07:00

We've been home with our son for six days now. He's 8 days old and unless you've done this yourself, it's true; you cannot begin to tell someone about the feelings you now have. For a couple of days I believed surely someone like me couldn't possibly have something so wonderful happen to them...when's the other shoe 'gonna drop'? That feeling is gone. In the past week, I've cried more times than I can count...all of them because I was so happy and cannot believe the amazing, wonderful, sudden, change our lives have taken. A skeptic (or more experienced mom) may call this a "pink cloud" phase (don't recovering alcoholics have this too?!?!?!), but I'll take it! Okay, I could gush for hours, but here are a few details about our own "kid's adventure".

He was officially born a full 14 days late...

He's 8lbs 10 oz and 21 1/2 inches long

Epidurals are VERY good things. I was so relaxed at one point in the afternoon, I actually watched part of the Steelers game!

I was in labor for 23 hours---only the last five hours were really, really, hard. Once we moved into the "pushing" phase, the doctor said "Don't be discouraged if this takes a while...first time moms sometimes take up to three hours to finally get the baby out". At that moment, something in my brain snapped and said "Not this first time mom". I had enough of IV's, monitors, epidurals, switching from side to side, and being "examined" by anyone with a rubber glove. We had an amazing nurse in the LDR suite, who coached and yelled at my husband, who in turn, coached and yelled at me...in less than one hour, we were holding our son.

What does he look like? I originally discounted my opinion as that of a love stricken new mom until the nurses at the hospital said the exact same thing I did. The said that our son was very "masculine" looking and definitely would not be one of those babies that someone questions "Is that a boy or girl". He looks like a little man. Oh yeah, and he's absolutely gorgeous.

If you've been listening to the morning show, you may wonder, "Does the kid REALLY have mutton chop sideburns?!??!" Well, I'll say this. My husband has long dark hair that hits the middle of his back. He usually looks like he needs a shave by say...11 a.m.? This kid takes after Dad in the hair department. He came out needing a haircut. Not only does he have a lot of hair, but it's texture is anything but 'babylike'. It's actually like your hair or mine...not the baby fuzz hair that you would expect. It naturally parts on the side and sticks up in a spiky 'do...it actually looks like I had it cut or styled--it's pretty funny.

I'll do my best to check in with the blog once a week, but I'd love to hear from you so please post your comments here and I'll get to them soon. In the meantime, my husband and I have been collecting 'notes' on things that NO ONE tells first time parents that you find out on your own...

Have a great week,
Kate

The Day is Here...(and other thoughts)

2006-08-11T03:44:00.000-07:00

Wish my husband and I luck...by Saturday night, we should be "formally introduced" to our first baby, a son. After being two weeks late, my labor is being induced this evening. I don't think either my husband or myself had a very good night's sleep; I was up at 3:15 a.m.(work/bio clock still in control) & I found my husband on the couch with a James Bond movie running on an endless loop. When J.R., Bubba, and my fill in, Ally are back together on the air next Wednesday, I'm sure they will give you all the details on our exciting weekend.

Other random thoughts...if you're flying this weekend, don't be cranky---do what you're asked to do in order to be safe. We have family flying this weekend in and out of town so my thoughts are definitely with travelers (at least until active labor starts).

Big Ben in for a few plays tomorrow. Will this be the most watched pre season game in the NFL this season? Though I will be "otherwise occupied" tomorrow afternoon, we have TIVO'd the game. Already part of the baby's wardrobe? A Steelers onesie, a Palamalu jersey on the way, a homemade Steelers bib (thanks Francine), and a terrible towel for swaddling. Yes, you could say I'm anxious for the season to start. I will REALLY miss doing our segment "Gridiron Girltalk"---I may have to sneak a few calls before I come back in Nov. just to talk to you ladies about the black n gold.

Enjoy the weekend and I can't wait to share good news with everyone---

P.S. Saw the weekly poll online at www.1007.com. Pink Steeler jerseys are ALWAYS wrong, under ANY circumstances, for ANY female, of ANY age. Wear the Black n Gold ...or just wear a browns jersey. Sorry :)

2006-08-10T03:50:00.000-07:00

Good morning and welcome to the weirdest day I've experienced in a LOOOONNNG time.

What do you do on the day BEFORE your life changes forever?

A little background for bloggers & first time listeners to our radio show. My husband and I have been waiting for baby #1 since July 30th. Labor is being induced late, late, Friday night. I started maternity leave today---giving my husband and I ample time to go crazy before midnight tomorrow. We justified the extra time off by saying "We can tie up loose ends like...such as...you know...stuff." So what's on the big agenda today so far? We're going to try our new...toaster.

We've learned a couple of things. One is that every woman's pregnancy is different. The second thing we've learned is that you shouldn't ask about any particular pregnancy unless you REALLY want to know. We've heard 50 stories about labor inductions since Monday and all of them are different. So maybe today should be "brain clearing" day. We'll do our best to go into the hospital with an open mind; laundry usually empties the brain quickest so I'll start there.

The next time I blog, I will be very tired, happy, sore, scared, exhilarated,confused, elated, and oh yeah...there will finally be a baby in the bassinet next to me. Until then here's a list my husband and I came up with last weekend. Enjoy.

For those of you already parents, you may have experienced this; for those of you wanting to be parents, here’s a handy list of things you can do while waiting (and waiting) for baby #1 to finally arrive.

1. Pair all of the “odd socks” that you and your mate have thrown in a laundry basket for the past 7 years.

2. Organize the clothes in the baby’s dresser so that they go from 0-3 mos, 3-6 mos, and 6-9 mos, etc. Short sleeve to long sleeve. Light color to dark.

3. Decide to buy a new toaster. Splurge on yourself one last time---get a four slicer.

4. Watch all the Star Wars movies. Try to prove that there was NO WAY that George Lucas wrote the story line for ALL of them before the first one came out in seventies.

5. Just for fun, tell the Grandmas-to-be that you had that baby WEEKS ago….leave the message on voicemail.

6. Pack all six diaper bags that you now own.

7. Read the manual to the breast pump again; quiz your mate. So what if he’ll never use it.

8. Bathe the dogs---use baby shampoo on them.

9. Buy enough fish, chicken, and beef to last until Christmas. Individually wrap each piece and label each item just in case parenthood debilitates you to the point where you cannot distinguish between a T bone steak and a tilapia fillet.

10. Email your friends and family...update your blog